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When I was a kid, you coudn't find a good beheading video ANYWHERE. It wasn't on the news, it wasn't on Jerry Springer, it wasn't even on A Current Affair. But now, you just type the word "beheading" into your search bar, and you're spoiled for choice. There are a multitude of beheading videos for you to choose from. Some involve chainsaws, some involve a hand knife sawing back and forth across a man's neck, some involve a man twisting the head around multiple times to break the sinews so he can hold up the head triumphantly and exclaim his allegiance to his god. I guess what I'm saying is, long live the citizen's media! May truth and reality prevail! Let us not turn away from seeing with our own eyes!
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Do you guys remember the beheading videos you could find in the woods? I mean, it was like a whole mystery church, with rules and secret maps. A beheading video really meant something in those days.
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Oct 26, 2015 06:50
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During the 90's A Current Affair would strongly condemn the beheadings and chase the beheader around with a camera. Don't know where you were.
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Oct 26, 2015 06:50
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Joust posted:During the 90's A Current Affair would strongly condemn the beheadings and chase the beheader around with a camera. Don't know where you were. "Why did you think it was ok to behead that pensioner? Do you have a problem with pensioners?"
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Oct 26, 2015 06:51
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why is bedazzling adding dazzles but beheading removing heads
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Oct 26, 2015 06:51
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cthulusnewzulubbq posted:why is bedazzling adding dazzles but beheading removing heads Continual debasement of the language, sm(b)h
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Oct 26, 2015 06:53
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The chainsaw one sounds kinda cool.
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Oct 26, 2015 06:54
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Oct 26, 2015 06:55
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They have streaming porn on the internet now OP.
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Oct 26, 2015 06:55
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why do they only behead journalists and random schmucks? start beheading the rich and i will join isis the next day.
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Oct 26, 2015 06:56
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Beheading
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Oct 26, 2015 06:56
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Serious Frolicking posted:why do they only behead journalists and random schmucks? start beheading the rich and i will join isis the next day. I'm concerned by how much I agree with this statement. But they never do. It's just too easy to cut off the heads of those who don't really matter.
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Oct 26, 2015 06:58
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"Come on in, have a seat, pour yourself some lemonade" -to catch a beheadator
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Oct 26, 2015 06:58
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Breading
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Oct 26, 2015 06:59
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:The chainsaw one sounds kinda cool. https://youtube.com/watch?v=z2Qt5X6xJH4 cthulusnewzulubbq fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Oct 26, 2015 |
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Oct 26, 2015 07:00
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do you remember that episode of sesame street where the wise old black man died? grover gibbed him off camera, p sure of it
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Oct 26, 2015 07:02
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Bedazzling
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Amazing Zimmo posted:Bedazzling  lol disco balls lol
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Oct 26, 2015 07:04
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I'm skeerd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILtb9lbgjpM
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Oct 26, 2015 07:10
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cthulusnewzulubbq posted:why is bedazzling adding dazzles but beheading removing heads Decapitating is cutting off a head. Beheading is turning a person into a head by cutting off their body.
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Oct 26, 2015 07:15
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Pawn 17 posted:They have streaming porn on the internet now OP.
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Oct 26, 2015 07:17
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Secks Cauldron posted:OP prefers the type of porn where blood and spinal fluids are streaming out of someone's neck stump. Well yeah, clearly he is beating off to them. Why else would anyone have an encyclopedic knowledge of beheading videos.
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Oct 26, 2015 07:26
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He'll never be the head of a major corporation!!
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Oct 26, 2015 07:36
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it should be deheaded
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Oct 26, 2015 07:47
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Serious Frolicking posted:why do they only behead journalists and random schmucks? start beheading the rich and i will join isis the next day. beheadings are just for show to the west, so they do it to journalists to convince the west to not journalize them any more for your run of the mill christian, queermo, or apostate, they just find the nearest tall-ish building to toss them off of, much easier, but the pesky west sure still sinds out about it! oh that west
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Oct 26, 2015 07:54
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tgeres a lot of things in life htat i dont like but ther one i dont like the most is how common it is to hear in the news someone has been beheaded its like ah i woke up had a bowl of cereal read the news another person in some other country got beheaded go stand around the water cool did you ehar about that beheading? nope who cares? its not even a bi deal but its loving mean and I dont like it at all 
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Oct 26, 2015 08:04
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came into this thread expecting a gross-out, left with a new found respect for user generated content and the role of independant media in our society. thanks op!
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Oct 26, 2015 08:06
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Secks Cauldron posted:OP prefers the type of porn where blood and spinal fluids are streaming out of someone's neck stump. in for a penny in for a pound is what my grandmama used to say on the subject of porn and beheadings god rest her soul
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Oct 26, 2015 08:22
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Rickycat posted:in for a penny in for a pound is what my grandmama used to say on the subject of porn and beheadings god rest her soul where is her head?
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Oct 26, 2015 08:24
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OP, you were supposed to show them beheadings to back up your claim. Instead, you produced a whole lot of fart and no poo poo.
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Oct 26, 2015 08:25
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wasn't there some russian video from the 90s or early 2000 where the person was tied on the ground and getting beheaded with a giant rambo knife and you can hear the grunting sound from the dude and the gurgling of the throat as the knife cut through his windpipe or something as things pours out from the cut?
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Oct 26, 2015 08:44
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DaNzA posted:wasn't there some russian video from the 90s or early 2000 where the person was tied on the ground and getting beheaded with a giant rambo knife and you can hear the grunting sound from the dude and the gurgling of the throat as the knife cut through his windpipe or something as things pours out from the cut? yeah
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Oct 26, 2015 08:56
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You got to admit though, it does look like everyone involved is really enjoying themselves. Even the guy getting his head cut off doesn't seem so bad off.
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