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I hear some people talking about "good mouth feels", and it has peaked my curiosity. How do I, as a young adult male, go about getting said feels? I've tried sticking different objects into my gob, but I have yet to get any good feelings? Can anyone please share their "good mouth feels" secrets with me?
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:30 |
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you could start by shoving a big fat toothbrush in there heh
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:31 |
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open your mouth and close your eyes op
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:34 |
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sounds really weird
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:36 |
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what if, just what if, we were able to suggest anything but a dick in this thread? dont ask me why though
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:36 |
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its a very good question and it depends on what youre making eg if you are making ice cream you want big air bubbles and small ice crystals to get a smooth noncrunchy mouth feel, thats why you need to stir it up while its freezing
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:36 |
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Very carefully.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:36 |
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a mixture of boogers and pop rocks
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:37 |
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lorn Wayne posted:you could start by shoving a big fat toothbrush in there heh this plus mouthwash and flossing
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:37 |
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I like to not brush my teeth for awhile. After around day 6 or so you'll start to develop the good mouth feel and it will intensify until day 10 then settle down to about day 7 levels for the remainder of your little life
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:38 |
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Sometimes I like sticking my finger in my mouth and feeling my teeth or playing with my cheek. Not usually the tongue, because I feel like that would take too much coordination, like taking two fingers and poking them at each other.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:40 |
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brush, floss, Listerine, then rinse with warm/hot water it's so fresh you'll feel like your brain is on fire
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:42 |
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ask your mom
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:43 |
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lorn Wayne posted:you could start by shoving a big fat toothbrush in there heh Volume posted:this plus mouthwash and flossing Trees and Squids posted:I like to not brush my teeth for awhile. After around day 6 or so you'll start to develop the good mouth feel and it will intensify until day 10 then settle down to about day 7 levels for the remainder of your gay little life Loden Taylor posted:brush, floss, Listerine, then rinse with warm/hot water Melmac posted:Very carefully. JiveHonky posted:a mixture of boogers and pop rocks SHISHKABOB posted:Sometimes I like sticking my finger in my mouth and feeling my teeth or playing with my cheek. Not usually the tongue, because I feel like that would take too much coordination, like taking two fingers and poking them at each other. circ dick soleil posted:open your mouth and close your eyes op Coolie Ghost posted:ask your mom
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:47 |
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Floss after every meal, Waterpik, Electric Toothbrush. It's like going to the dentist every day!
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:13 |
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ContraBoss posted:what if, just what if, we were able to suggest anything but a dick in this thread? gently caress off
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:15 |
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Relax your jaw.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:07 |
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Malolactic fermentation is usually a good start, so i suggest a diet of marshmallows, cola, whisky and some rancid lady juice. Consume three times a day and refrain from brushing your teeth.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:46 |
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Some of these forums posters can make me feel good with their mouth and others I just wish they would lol
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:59 |
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krustysean posted:Malolactic fermentation is usually a good start, so i suggest a diet of marshmallows, cola, whisky and some rancid lady juice. Consume three times a day and refrain from brushing your teeth. The wells gone dry I'm afraid son. Your mother will have to be lead into the wilderness soon and god willing she will find the others.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:00 |
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Arkanomen posted:Relax your jaw. relax your rear end
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:29 |
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Reduce slowly over moderate heat until it coats the back of a spoon
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 20:31 |
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Loden Taylor posted:brush, floss, Listerine, then rinse with warm/hot water this but instead of rinsing immediately follow the listerine w/ a huge bongrip the best mouth/lungfeel
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 20:37 |
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My fav mouth feel is a rice/meat combo like teriyaki chicken or sushi. The rice provides a nice smooth consistency, while the meat gives you something to sink your teeth into without working your jaw too hard.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 20:49 |
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Chew some habanero peppers, that feeling when the heat goes away is heaven.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 20:56 |
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get a lower jaw infection and lie in bed until you give off a hot meat stink
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 21:28 |
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it's easy to have a good mouth feel, let me show you *feels around in your mouth*
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 21:32 |
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use listerine until you get chemical burns strip off the dead skin between your lips and gums repeat until gums are nice and pale white
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 21:33 |
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DaveSplitter posted:
I think you have to go to a truck stop for that trick to work.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 21:56 |
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u ever notice minorities use off brand toothpaste like Close up? I'm like where the gently caress even did you buy this poo poo. buy some white people paste like crest or colgate or aquafresh thats gotta be the most caucasian of toothpastes
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 21:59 |
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no wait sensodyne, that's the whitest. tastes all weird and poo poo for people with weak mouths.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 22:01 |
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By checking out the protips offered here, OP.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 22:02 |
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DaveSplitter posted:I hear some people talking about "good mouth feels", and it has peaked my curiosity. How do I, as a young adult male, go about getting said feels? I've tried sticking different objects into my gob, but I have yet to get any good feelings? Can anyone please share their "good mouth feels" secrets with me? smoke trees and get drymouth
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 01:31 |
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put a bunch of dicks in there
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 01:32 |
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stick your tongue out until it dries and then gently stroke it with your fingers
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 01:49 |
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It reallyl depends on what kind of food it is. I want chips to be crunchy and brittle, but not so much for oranges, you know?
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 01:55 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_style#Mouthfeel Ask a guy named Michael Jackson. He should know.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 02:17 |
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Get one of those old 5 packs of regular toothbrushes, medium or hard bristle. I swear to god all that ergonomic spaceship soft brush crap with the funny shapes gets blown out in a week. Like some flanged out jetsons poo poo. You're not even cleaning your teeth after a while, the dirt is just bending the bristles.
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# ? Oct 29, 2015 02:41 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:44 |
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take 2 hits of ecstasy and then when you're peaking stick 2 of those mint strip things onto your tongue and then inhale real deep through your nose through that vick's vaporub sinus sniffer thing that how you get that good mouth feel OP idk what these other bustas are talking about
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