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krnpfunch
Aug 24, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Does anyone know what this is? I believe it is a way to broadcast to a human with ELF radio waves but I want more information and searching it online leads to nothing.

EDIT: ELF meaning "extremely low frequency"

krnpfunch fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Oct 29, 2015

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

elfs are gay

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
what is a elf

krnpfunch
Aug 24, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

NecroMonster posted:

elfs are gay

This is the reason I cannot find any science information about it on the webz.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
hmm, its possible but you have to have them ingest certain particles first that pass the blood-brain barrier. only then can the inner ear recieve the waves. if you don't you'll just end up burning them. but that can be useful to, i have numerous target indi's i use the waves on to burn their anus & genitals beacuse they were too paranoid to drink their own water.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im only going to help you broadcast pirate radio if it is socialist pirate radio OP get your dumb house elf liberation front poo poo outta here

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
it stalds for Electronic Low Frequencies and can be seen on such CD mixes as The Bass that Ate Miami

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
are you working on a slow kill or just ttrying to expand your subversions?

krnpfunch
Aug 24, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

carrion kit posted:

are you working on a slow kill or just ttrying to expand your subversions?

I think someone may have used it on me.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
ELFs have been linked (though not conclusively AFAIK) to ghost sightings, paranoia, suicidal depression and other psychological maladies. Several "haunted" or "cursed" sites that seem to be magnets for misfortune have been correlated to locations of elevated ELF activity.
ELF's effects on the body are poorly understood.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

krnpfunch posted:

I think someone may have used it on me.

you were targetted for a reason, i highly suggest you delete tthis thread

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

JiveHonky posted:

what is a elf

They make shoes.
Right?

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Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Does the elf need to talk to a submarine?

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