Who are these monsters who don't lift up the toilet seat to pee?

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

sit in my piss while you take a poo poo, bitch

# ? Oct 29, 2015 06:16

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Traxis: Jul 2, 2006

What kind of disgusting idiot touches a toilet seat in a public bathroom gently caress you I'll pee with the seat down

# ? Oct 29, 2015 06:18

JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Leave a bunch of "Do You Even Lift, Bro?" meme images plastered all over the wall behind the toilet the next time you use it.

They'll get the message... and they'll leave you an answer in the form of a piss covered seat.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 06:22

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

if pissers are going to piss in the shitter, then shitters should poo poo in the pisser

squat over the urinal

don't break eye contact with others

tell them of your revolution

# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:21

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Do you have a lot of H1B workers there? Maybe they're not used to using a toilet.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:02

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

I like to piss on toilet seats when I'm a little dehydrated and have eaten garlic and asparagus to make it extra pleasant for the next person

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:18

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

You animals.

Just piss in the sink in front of the mirror like a normal person.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 21:42

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

I put the lid down before I piss

# ? Oct 29, 2015 21:43

iron_weasel: Oct 17, 2011; But then a tea bowl that is too perfect has no charm.

College dorm used have this problem. As an added bonus a Friday of partying usually meant you had to contend with toilet paper rolls that had been pissed on. There was no escape. There was no freedom. There was no justice.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 21:47

The Claptain: May 11, 2014; Grimey Drawer

DancingShade posted:

You animals.

Just piss in the sink in front of the mirror like a normal person.

poo poo, you've just reminded me of coversation I've heard on a tram: " Dad, if you don't buy me ~toy~, I'll tel mom you piss in the sink"

# ? Oct 29, 2015 21:51

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Like Kim Jong Un, I do not have a urethra or butthole so my body recycles every last bit of piss and poo poo for extra energy.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 21:55

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat