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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring






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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
do a barrel roll

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
> inspect gender
> reflect on the phallocentricism of dungeon stories

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

> enter Hole

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
go north

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
>find liquor and pills

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

> kill some rock stars

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


> find heroin flushed down the toilet in 1993

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

ThePutty posted:

> find heroin flushed down the toilet in 1993

http://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=177368

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Go south

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
>masturbate

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im masturbating to this concept

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Ahundredbux posted:

>masturbate

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

>don armor

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Use the special move for masturbation. Run the game in debug mode, then type
> console.give("jo_crystal").color("#0000FF");

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



These threads are my favorite, I like giving commands that are outlandish and impossible :q:

Ummm... oh, here

> make a CYOA thread that is even a little funny or interesting

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009
>Pick up armor

>Put on rubber armor

>Strike pose

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
>kill you'reself

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring



Skeleton Ape posted:

These threads are my favorite, I like giving commands that are outlandish and impossible :q:

Ummm... oh, here

> make a CYOA thread that is even a little funny or interesting

Courtney Love's Dungeon Explorer is an exclusive halloween offering that will end on or before midnight on All Hallows' Eve...

:colbert:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Broenheim posted:

>kill you'reself

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
The rubber armor was really clever

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Start a New Game with the Runny variant

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Onan's sin was not impregnating his sister in law.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Luvcow posted:




Courtney Love's Dungeon Explorer is an exclusive halloween offering that will end on or before midnight on All Hallows' Eve...

:colbert:

>find Kurt cobains body in the sewer and redirect him with a cursed paperback copy of the necronomicon

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
>fashion yourself some rad shithorns by resculpting your upper head into them in a process that is totally natural to a piece of sentient poo poo but was known to the VTMB community as fleshcrafting and done by that one boss you had to fight before the extremely long and disproportionately difficult sewer level.

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