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Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
LoL if you don't have your wife hold your dick while you poo poo, just LoL.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i have to hold my hand over my butthole or else my poop will touch the toilet water. very unhygienic.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

JiveHonky posted:

yeah my D is comically small but my balls are like the train on a wedding dress

You sound majestic and I'd like to draw you.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
I have a Ostomy so every time is hold my dick time. Good fun! :toot:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

LadyAmbien posted:

You sound majestic and I'd like to draw you.

lol

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Weener Beater posted:

I currently have a punching bag sized hemorrhoid. anyone know a good cure besides cutting it off with a knife?

go get it drained before it clots up and you need surgery and you are unhappy because you have to sleep on your stomach.
Do it now.

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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Nooner posted:

I poop a lot so I'm a pro at doing it

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