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Hey fuckers, I've been a long time lurker and I must say I'm rather impressed by your guys' ITT threads. So I had this crazy idea that we could piece together an epic comedy by drawing up a scene and make an ITT thread out of it so we get all the funniest ways that the scene could go. I feel like writing a movie script, and I'm great and all, but I feel like a movie that had thousands of these brilliant minds behind it would blow mine out of the water. Obviously there won't be any way to pay everyone involved with numbers worth writing home about, but The SomethingAwful Forums could be credited as a writer, as well as everyone's usernames in the credits. I think that would really boost our numbers here, so more $$$ for the forums, and the more Goons the merrier the times will be. It'd be the chance to get to contribute to something that could potentially last forever, give you the satisfaction of seeing a creation and knowing you had a hand in that. But above all, it'll be fun! Might as well set a direction for all these great ITT threads. welp, that is all.
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There already is a sa movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ma4A968ywQ
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Nov 4, 2015 11:03
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Son of Rodney posted:There already is a sa movie. Can't argue with that.
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Nov 4, 2015 11:07
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A coming of age movie about a genetically enhanced talking dog
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Nov 4, 2015 11:10
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A rough and tumble action comedy at the ISIS training camp
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Nov 4, 2015 11:11
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A remake of tornado but the tornados are controlled by an evil genius who uses tornados to rob banks
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Nov 4, 2015 11:12
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This is how F Plus episodes come to happen.
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Nov 4, 2015 11:15
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A four hour superhero movie about a guy who can fly but is afraid of flying and it mostly takes place in a therapists office and it explores deep philosophical issues. We never see him fly and there is a 2 hour monologue at one point and it should star Rosie o'donnel in drag.
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Kuato posted:A four hour superhero movie about a guy who can fly but is afraid of flying and it mostly takes place in a therapists office and it explores deep philosophical issues. We never see him fly and there is a 2 hour monologue at one point and it should star Rosie o'donnel in drag. *Puts your idea on a pile in the 'Rosie O'Donnell Superhero vehicle' room*
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Nov 4, 2015 11:54
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Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff...
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Nov 4, 2015 12:05
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An Ibsen style drama about a man who says "I'm gay" so much that he begins to question the true nature of human sexuality, with a subplot about a magic piano that enchants is listeners into loving anything played on it regardless of the players ability
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Nov 4, 2015 12:19
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The Red Shoes for the modern age: The Posting Diaper.
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Nov 4, 2015 12:22
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........ doom house......?
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Doctor J Off posted:........ doom house......? i jus tshat my sfucken drat pants.
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Nov 4, 2015 12:28
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Joust posted:*Puts your idea on a pile in the 'Rosie O'Donnell Superhero vehicle' room* *room containing scripts of Rosie O'Donnelll superhero movies spontaneously combusts and burns down surrounding buildings, killing 12 innocent people*
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*Rosie O'Donnell spontaneously combusts, killing hundreds*
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Nov 4, 2015 12:33
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a movie where i touch a tit and the lady doesn't even get mad
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Nov 4, 2015 12:40
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We already made our masterpiece in swap.avi. Our follow up can only possibly disappoint in comparison.
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Nov 4, 2015 12:42
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I liek thsi idea. Movie mai nstar is me. I can't stop having sex with lots of beautiful ladies and the whole movie is me complaining about amazing sex and having all the amazing sex for like 10 hours straight. Shot over the course of 3 years.
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Nov 4, 2015 12:44
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Al Borland posted:I liek thsi idea. Movie mai nstar is me. I can't stop having sex with lots of beautiful ladies and the whole movie is me complaining about amazing sex and having all the amazing sex for like 10 hours straight. Shot over the course of 3 years. The budget only stretches to a 50-year-old crack whore. Go wild.
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Nefarious posted:a movie where i touch a tit and the lady doesn't even get mad This is a sci-fi plot worth exploring.
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Kiefer Sutherland and Adam Sandler star in Bad Dudes: The Movie.
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Sutherland: Are YOU a bad enough dude to rescue the President? Sandler: (comic shrug) I don't knowwwwww (in baby talk)
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Nov 4, 2015 13:38
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Can we have sandler do his own stunts? And have him diffuse an actual live bomb with no training whatsoever?
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How about a SA movie that has a couple of women making GBS threads, pissing, and vomiting on each other? oh wait...
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Nov 4, 2015 13:45
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Joust posted:This is a sci-fi plot worth exploring. Sci-fi or fantasy?
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Nov 4, 2015 13:56
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"I'm Gay" A documentary that chronicles the struggle Carson Daly faces when it's revealed HE is the Hollywood megastar with AIDS, and the guilt John Travolta feels for not wearing a condom that one time they met in an LA gym at 3am.
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Nov 4, 2015 14:20
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A movie about the making of Manos the Hands of Fate made in the style of Manos the Hands of Fate.
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A movie where lowtax gets elected president due to his internet moniker but then is impeached for actually raising taxes to pay for the forums upkeep
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Nov 4, 2015 14:32
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ITT someone tries to get the forums to do their screenwriting class' homework
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i've been stealing posts from this forum and putting them in the 2 broke girls scripts for years so ya i'm rolling in ti ithanks op
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Al Borland posted:Can we have sandler do his own stunts? And have him diffuse an actual live bomb with no training whatsoever? Sure! Sutherland: You said you were a bad enough dude to handle a bomb. WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!! (winks at camera) Sandler: (cuts the wrong wire. Explodes) Also, we need an obligatory scene where Kiefer Sutherland is picking a lock and then to everyone's surprise Adam Sandler kicks the door in. Only, in an ironic twist, Adam Sandler breaks his foot on the door and spends 5 minutes comically writhing in pain. The twist is that his foot was actually broken IRL. ScratchAndSniff fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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social vegan posted:i've been stealing posts from this forum and putting them in the 2 broke girls scripts for years so ya i'm rolling in ti ithanks op can you intrdcue me to the one with the big boobs? maybe show her some of my posts and my ps4 trophy list so she thinks im cool?
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Nov 4, 2015 17:49
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I think you could actually make a show from Bruiser's garbageman stories. Like short 20-25 minute episodes on all the crazy poo poo he got up to.
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:can you intrdcue me to the one with the big boobs? maybe show her some of my posts and my ps4 trophy list so she thinks im cool? the black guy?
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