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Moridin920 posted:idk if your avatar is a good representation of you or not or if you're a fat 29 year old man Im blonde in real life
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what does "in real life" mean? like, under your hair dye?
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 22:40 |
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op are you the kinda girl who would dye her hair blond efrom brunette? or brunette from blonde? a lot depeods on this
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 22:41 |
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i like to think of real life as a video game and when i talk to a girl i get experience points
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 22:47 |
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Enfield posted:i like to think of real life as a video game and when i talk to a girl i get experience points There should be an app that tracks positive interactions with women and makes an audible sparkle crystal noise in your pocket when either person gets slightly aroused.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:There should be an app that tracks positive interactions with women and makes an audible sparkle crystal noise in your pocket when either person gets slightly aroused. thi sis what it's like to be autistic
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 22:54 |
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"there should be an app to make everyone slighty more autistic" - every app designer ever
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 22:55 |
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Skylark posted:No offense but im not going to listen to someone with an Archer avatar's opinion about what's romantic Yeah. But you should still listen to me. Secks Cauldron posted:As we lean in close and gaze into each others eyes, I fart. Then I laugh because farts are funny. We're embraced by the lingering cloud of sulfurous stench. It cuts off the oxygen supply and we pass out together and it's all super romantic. Ah. You have also dated my ex? Nothing is more romantic than a netflix and dutch oven night. ChairmanMeow posted:Protip: take gum, then just keep giving her gum as needed until she can't talk Shoving a spoonful of peanut butter in there whenever she starts talking also works. Don't do that with your penis though. She might bite down out of surprise. OP, did you ever figure out how they did that thing with their hair? Bored fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Nov 8, 2015 |
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The Saurus posted:Reminder that Shithouse Dave's idea of a perfect boyfriend is a guy who won't complain when she flies all over the world on fancy vacations without him and cucks him with foreign guys explanations and revelations
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