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the fame hungry black director of the board of athletics at a Division I NCAA school to scrap the current team in favor of forming an all white squad hoping to become the first team to win without any blacks in this day and age because they know their program sucks too much to ever catch up to the number of championships held by other schools. how does this conversation/scene go?
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oh yeah, not to be discovered in this scene but, being an all white squad, of course all the team plans to do is shoot 3 pointers so all intense in game action scenes will be them just nailing a bunch of threes. the movie itself is a parody of Remember the Titans, but doesn't have to and certainly shouldn't follow the exact plotline. P.S. post all other movie script ideas to this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749937
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everyone just wants to dick around and not write cool movies 
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Nov 6, 2015 12:59
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sorry about your thread
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Nov 6, 2015 14:00
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This the most oddly specific and boring gimmick I have ever seen a dude reg with.
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Nov 6, 2015 14:06
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FINE I'll just write it myself
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Nov 7, 2015 01:55
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Needs a "layups and bounce passes" montage.
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Nov 7, 2015 02:00
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locker room, mid-term coach: ive had it up to here. those blacks are dunking left an right.. team leader: we dunked from the front coach! coach: 5 points on the score! 5 points!! team: ... enter arena team together: the blacks will not dunk from any side. coach under breath: so hot
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Nov 7, 2015 02:05
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This is the weirdest Jon Pop thread yet!
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They only run the Princeton Offense and don't dunk
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Nov 7, 2015 02:09
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yeah i'm not totally on board with the premise to be totally honest with you
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Nov 7, 2015 02:10
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holding all those schools for ncaa, its gotta be tough, but the scarpping of the team led to a disruption in the race relations withing the teams of the divisions. furthermore the leaders of the organization have been telling black player to not dunk as to get unpopular. this was subsidized by letting them play jazz after practice
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Nov 7, 2015 02:21
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Azerban posted:sorry about your thread
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Nov 7, 2015 03:02
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I miss the Gar Bage Dick avatars
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Nov 7, 2015 03:05
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I made a movie about a goon. It's called a sex tape and it stars me and your mom.
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Nov 7, 2015 03:07
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I thought the Goon movie was gonna be a Doobie porn parody staring that chick that cosplays as Velma?
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Nov 7, 2015 03:07
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I don't know why, but I'm excited about this thread
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Nov 7, 2015 03:24
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the main character immediately kills himself, op
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Nov 7, 2015 04:30
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I think I saw a gay porn like this once
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Nov 7, 2015 04:32
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after the director gives him the green light, the scene shortly after will be their star black players dominating in practice throwing down monster dunks when suddenly the coach walks in and says you're all off the team. bye
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Nov 7, 2015 04:34
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here's a plot twist: the star black players transfer and dominate at a new school, and the white team has to play them for the championship at the end
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Nov 7, 2015 04:46
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as the final seconds of the game are running down, it goes in slow mo funny intense game action is occurring when suddenly one of the white guys gets the ball and then it cuts into real time as he nails the game winning 3 and it looks boring just like one of the other thousand 3 point shots they make over the course of the season. crowd erupts and they're all crying celebrating not realizing that they're the villains
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Nov 7, 2015 04:58
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we design wacky plays behind the arc to get a 3 point shot open that the NBA starts copying in real life
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Nov 7, 2015 05:26
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don't tell anyone about this though or they might steal my idea!!!
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Did not read. 5
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Nov 8, 2015 02:28
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Man this whole thread... eeesh. Not so hot.
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Nov 8, 2015 02:31
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Ain't no rule says a white boy can't play basketball
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Nov 8, 2015 03:19
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Ages posted:Ain't no rule says a white boy can't play basketball Always with the affirmative action draft.
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Nov 8, 2015 03:22
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Big Beef City posted:Man this whole thread... eeesh. Not so hot. does this mean you hate my movie idea
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the man cant not throw the balls because he blind "WILD THING/THANG"
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Nov 8, 2015 06:47
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The Warriors won the NBA Championship by mostly just shooting 3 pointers and I think some of them might have been black.
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FIRST TIME posted:The Warriors won the NBA Championship by mostly just shooting 3 pointers and I think some of them might have been black. their shooting guard is white
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i dont know what this thread is about
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these melanoids wouldnt get half the points if the refs would start calling technicals! And that's just what i mean for them to do!
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