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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I would prefer it, if as a forum, we agreed to wipe ourselves regularly.

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
What would you do if the forums we wiped?

Would you dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore—
And then run?
Would you stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over—
like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe you'd just sag
like a heavy load.

Or would you explode??

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

SpacePig posted:

What would you do if the forums we wiped?

Would you dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore—
And then run?
Would you stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over—
like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe you'd just sag
like a heavy load.

Or would you explode??

I'd crust and sugar over.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Applewhite posted:

New posts are possible in this scenario, we've just lost all the posts up to that point.

Thank you for clarifying canon

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
I'd stultify myself for sure cuz In applewhite's scenario I'd be also be eating applesauce and after my mouth went agape from shock I'd dribble it all over my chin. Hypothetically this is very unflattering.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
we'd have to remake all those poo poo posts obviously.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Applewhite posted:

The forums and subforums are all still there, but they are completely empty. Every post ever made lost forever, including the goldmine and gas chamber.

Would it kill the forums, or would we rebuild from the ashes, springing to new life like a forest after a major fire?

I'd take it as an opportunity to build a new Goon community better and brighter than the one before, but I'd probably give up after everyone else left.

I'd start by killing myself. Years of hailing the satan have guaranteed me an unending life though so once I'm dead I'll ghost form and get to work on poo poo posting all of your bad threads again. No fears, I got you.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I would stake my claim as GBS superstar by posting a thread about a man trying to scam me out of my macintosh powerbook.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Applewhite posted:

I'd crust and sugar over.

I already stink like meat, and sag like a heavy load, so I really hope these we don't wipe these forums.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

SpacePig posted:

I already stink like meat, and sag like a heavy load, so I really hope these we don't wipe these forums.

You might explode :ohdear:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Mein Eyes! posted:

i would post

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
If we posted hard enough, DB3 would still hear us.

I'd have faith that DB3 would come again to judge the active and the banned.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I've saved all the good posts in excel spreadsheet format. So I'd probably sell them on eBay to the highest bidder while creating some new sick content with some wicked burns.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
It's not like I read the threads I reply to anyways.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

I'd be bummed I have like a year of catching up to do in the comic strip megathread.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Tender Bender posted:

I'd be bummed I have like a year of catching up to do in the comic strip megathread.

oh yeah that too

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
mourn the loss of the bathtub poo poo lasanga tale

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Dayum DarthVersace posted a pic of bin Laden on page 2.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://youtu.be/IVXJmfd3cmg?t=4s

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Cnut the Great posted:

Like, with a cloth?

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
I'd get a real life. lol just kidding.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the forums, much like my rear end - shall never be wiped

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Start a new Doobie thread, with the aid of http://doobies-doghouse.wikia.com .

That's presuming a certain new-Doob-thread-hating mod had disappeared along with the posts.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I would poo poo post again and again until the forums were full.

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
good riddance

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