Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
LastCaress
May 8, 2004

bonobo
Well part of her



(like a dog bitch)

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


:gas:

LastCaress
May 8, 2004

bonobo
It's a penis

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

please do not have sex with dogs while they're in the x-ray machine, it causes blurry images

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

LastCaress posted:

It's a penis

Go on...

LastCaress
May 8, 2004

bonobo

A female dog with over developed clitoris, went to surgery to remove it, then we x-rayed it and it has anatomical characteristics of a penis (like the bone)
I did a CT scan of it

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Penises don't have bones, they work hydraulically e.g. with hydraulics

Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

waitwhatno posted:

Penises don't have bones, they work hydraulically e.g. with hydraulics

Hi, I'm a doctor of, uh, hydrophallics.


e: lol of course it turns out thats an actual word because boner science

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001


Actually
:goonsay:

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Funk In Shoe posted:

Hi, I'm a doctor of, uh, hydrophallics.


e: lol of course it turns out thats an actual word because boner science

wanna give me a check-up? :pervert:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Ahundredbux posted:

wanna give me a check-up? :pervert:

Let me get my microscope

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

waitwhatno posted:

Let me get my microscope

Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

Ahundredbux posted:

wanna give me a check-up? :pervert:

My diagnosis is: severe dehydration.

LastCaress
May 8, 2004

bonobo

waitwhatno posted:

Penises don't have bones, they work hydraulically e.g. with hydraulics

They do in dogs. The bitch can go gently caress herself. Literally.

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

waitwhatno posted:

Penises don't have bones, they work hydraulically e.g. with hydraulics

Lots of animal dicks do. It's called a baculum.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




chippy posted:

Lots of animal dicks do. It's called a baculum.

Scott Baculum

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Tell your mom hi op

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

chippy posted:

Lots of animal dicks do. It's called a baculum.

The Eskimo call the walrus dick bone Oosik and used it as a club.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

The Sphinxster posted:

The Eskimo call the walrus dick bone Oosik and used it as a club.

Lol, this means at some point there was some unfortunate man who pissed off the wrong Eskimo and got murdered with a walrus dick.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

The Sphinxster posted:

The Eskimo call the walrus dick bone Oosik and used it as a club.

If I beat someone to death with an oosik am I protected under UNESCO cultural traditions?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Honky Dong Country posted:

Lol, this means at some point there was some unfortunate man who pissed off the wrong Eskimo and got murdered with a walrus dick.

This might be a good order of magnitude exercise. Historically it has to have been somewhere between 10s and 1000s and probably not more than that.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Stoic Commie posted:

If I beat someone to death with an oosik am I protected under UNESCO cultural traditions?

See? There's definitely an exclusive club of walrus-dick-murder victims in the afterlife somewhere.

E: they're prolly endlessly talking about how they couldn't have possibly seen that dick coming

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Nov 6, 2015

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Quote is not edit

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
so your mother has a penis bone? that is very interesting, but im not sure about the ethical implications of posting it on the internet.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
why'd u xray urself lol


El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
That a titty? If so grats op

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir
Send that x-ray to a chiropractor, OP, I'd like to hear their opinion on it.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

why'd u xray urself lol

kaboom

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

LastCaress posted:

A female dog with over developed clitoris, went to surgery to remove it, then we x-rayed it and it has anatomical characteristics of a penis (like the bone)
I did a CT scan of it

this is trans dog erasure lol

you're gonna get an email

univbee posted:

Scott Baculum

charles in charge

or wait is that scott baio

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

That's Baio. Baculum was on Bonerprize.

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
I'm reporting this hippa violation, that bitch has privacy rights

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

A real doctor would know it was hipaa

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
It's for dogs, it's uh

different

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

The second p is for paws I bet.

  • Locked thread