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dogcrash truther posted:

A dog alone in a car: This image represents the inherent tragic absurdity of life. The dog cannot leave the car (the windows are not open) but neither can he drive it.
A dog alone in a car (reversed): Haha the dog is in a car, on the ceiling.

A dog with a man in a car: This image represents faith. Where are they going? The dog does not know, but it must pertain to him somehow, or else why would the man have taken him along?
A dog with a man in a car (reversed): Lol theyre driving on the ceiling.Hang in there, dog, man, and car!

A dog with a woman in a car: This image represents prosperity and happiness. The woman be shopping, and she's taking the dog with, because she loves the dog.
A dog with a woman in a car (reversed): Duplicity. The woman tells everyone who objects to the dogs presence in the store that the dog is a service animal.

A dog with a dog driving the car: This image represents Death. A dog cannot drive a car. Not safely, anyway.
A dog with a dog driving the car (reversed): Unexpected death. Look out below!

Many dogs in a car: This image represents health. The car is the modern symbol of the body. A bunch of dogs are lively. This is a body full of lively things.
Many dogs in a car (reversed): It's a whole bunch of different kinds of dogs and they're probably playing poker or some poo poo...upside down!

Dogs, no car: Hell yeah.
Dogs, no car (reversed): lmao

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before the invention of cars the only way for a dog to experience the same rapid-fire smell sensation was if its owner threw it off a cliff, so it was a good thing, really, that cars were invented, both for dogs and for people who live at the bottom of cliffs

Ace of Baes
Dog in an Economy: The dog is constricted, shackled by the burden of environmentalism.

Dog in a Compact: The dog feels good about himself, but gazes longingly towards other dogs.

Dog in a midsize: This dog knows his place, right in the middle.

Dog in a full size: Luxury dog, reads the economist, writes letters to the washington post.

Dog in a truck: Pure bliss.

Dog in a semi truck: please send help

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this dog just got a divorce, she kept the pups

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Ace of Baes posted:

Dog in a semi truck: please send help

me to the semi truck dog: *does the horn honking arm pump thing, not realizing it compounds the dog's misery because she lacks this range of motion in her own forelimbs*

Rodatose

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Ace of Baes posted:

Dog in a semi truck: please send help

i once saw five dogs in a truck that was being lived in by a husband wife combo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EASmWEsDmTY

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Afro Doug

dogs dont belong in human cars. they belong in cars designed by dogs runnning across the wilderness, chasing after cars that are driven by other small animals. this is the america i grew up with.

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