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Girlfriend proposed this to me: If I was forced to choose one, would I A) gently caress a goat but no one would ever find out or B) not gently caress a goat but everyone in the world thinks that I did. Is there a correct answer for this?
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Nov 9, 2015 04:40
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dont gently caress a goat.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:43
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Just be a man and do option C: gently caress the goat and tell the world.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:44
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Counterproposal: you gently caress her sister. Everybody wins.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:46
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please don't gently caress a goat
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Nov 9, 2015 04:48
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A, because if everyone thinks I hosed a goat eventually I know I'll crack and just gently caress one anyway. Might as well do the crime if you're doin' the time.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:49
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like I guess you're trying to tell us you already hosed a goat and that's really messed up but it's also messed up trying to now blame it on your girlfriend, who may in fact be a goat she may in fact be the goat...
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Nov 9, 2015 04:50
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god damnit OP did you gently caress a goat?
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Nov 9, 2015 04:50
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Luvcow posted:god damnit OP did you gently caress a goat? Did not gently caress goat, but given those circumstances, I probably would gently caress the goat. Goodluck trying to get a promotion at work if I was labeled a goatfucker without actually loving a goat, unless goatfucking was part of the job. In the case of a goatfucking career, however, I'd choose option B.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:54
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Is the goat male or female? I'm just saying, if the other option is everyone thinking that you're a gay goatfucker, it might be worth loving that goat.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:55
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everyone knows what the right answer is
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Nov 9, 2015 05:02
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Wait, maybe this is your girlfriend's coy way to see if you'd be cool looking at her erotic undertale fanart.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:05
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Tweet Me Balls posted:Is the goat male or female? I'm just saying, if the other option is everyone thinking that you're a gay goatfucker, it might be worth loving that goat. That leads to a much more serious question: Is Homosexual Bestiality a thing? Is this concept influenced by the beast's own gender identity? Edit: For the ladies / gayboi bottoms - don't be a fool, wrap your goat's tool. Tweet Me Balls posted:Wait, maybe this is your girlfriend's coy way to see if you'd be cool looking at her erotic undertale fanart. I think she'd lean more towards "Willow" movie erotic fanart.  Edit #2: Funny enough, a quick search for "Willow" erotic fan art turns up nothing but this gem  I'm surprised Willow doesn't have an erotic fiction/art fan base. Caeks fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Nov 9, 2015 |
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Nov 9, 2015 05:08
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The Goatfather posted:dont gently caress a goat. epic post/av/name combo
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Nov 9, 2015 05:45
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i would bring a bouquet of tin cans and really make a night of it.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:50
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obviously A because we live in a society that assigns shame externally ie if no one knows then whatever. if the whole world thinks you hosed a goat then functionally you hosed a goat.
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Nov 9, 2015 06:22
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Is there an option where you can have a goat gently caress you? I'm asking for a friend.
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Nov 9, 2015 06:26
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Knormal posted:Is there an option where you can have a goat gently caress you? Relay to your friend that the third option could entail something along the lines of "C) Goat fucks you and everyone in the world knows, but doesn't really give a poo poo."
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Nov 9, 2015 06:30
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