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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
That kid is going to be hosed up cause both of his dads are giant loser star wars nerds

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

that was actualy cute though that kid looks a little old to be spoon fed. all these star wars commercials hit me right in the feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0oMcHN3VH0

RideTheSpiral posted:

I agree with pastor1steven



lol what a jackoff.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUIPOKOGIOA

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Hector Beerlioz posted:

That kid is going to be hosed up cause both of his dads are giant loser star wars nerds

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

lol look at that rainbow baby toy in the back of the last shot. real subtle, sodium company.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The Campbells ad isn't gay enough in my opinion. I wrote this script for their next ad. Wasn't sure how to work the kid into it though, so I left him out.


WIDE SHOT from behind of MAN1 standing in household kitchen. MAN2 is for some unexplained reason kneeling on the floor in front of MAN1, facing him.

MAN1: Who'th your daddy? Who'th your daddy?

MAN2: Glmph!!!

Cut to closeup of MAN2's face. His lips are smeared with a whitish viscous liquid, which is dripping off his chin.

Zoom out to show MAN2 sitting at the kitchen table slurping Campbell's Cream Of Mushroom Soup from a spoon. A jumbo can of it is on the table next to the soup bowl.

MAN2: Now *thith* is one tathty but not too thalty IMMENTHE load I'm alwayth happy to thwallow!

MAN2 (off camera): You'd better leave room for theconds, or thomeone'th gonna get the biggest THPANKING ever!

MAN2: Oooh you BEATHT!! [Winks at camera and speaks to it:] Campbell'th Thoup - tho many reasonth it'th tho MMM MMM good!

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Nov 13, 2015

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