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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

djwetmouse posted:

It's a thing, I saw it in a documentary once.


why would a cucumber set off a metal detector

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Darth Continent
Dec 13, 2004

I sense a
disturbance
in my bowels...
The exceedingly slow traction in SA's photoshop threads gives me the impression that it's jumped the shark. Am I right??

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

circ dick soleil posted:

why would a cucumber set off a metal detector

It was wrapped in tinfoil.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
oh i thought it was saran wrap nvm

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Dubplate Fire posted:

Thank god all we gotta worry about is penis size.

well maybe you do

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Fatties, skinnies, shorties, it all good. :shrug:

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
just do snaps drat

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Jukeboxblues posted:

You're right that would be funny. Hey you know what else would be funny? a cat named Mister Whiskers!! Hahaha. :)

i used to work with a woman and she named her cat Benjamin Whiskers. she thought it was the funniest name evar

also this woman was mid twenties and not a hambeast and college educated

yeah

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Ultra Carp
Mods rename me "slim thickens" tia

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

you know what would be funny? a dog named "sir barks alot"

more like "sir farts a lot"

now THAT you can blame on the dog :smuggo:

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I was going to make a slime thick joke but grossed myself out. :(

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

I want to see a picture of someone with that effect

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

a bay posted:

I want to see a picture of someone with that effect

in most of the goon opinions about girls threads this does not happen because as soon as you show what you like people post extreme fetish pics to mock you and the serious posters disappear lmao

see: recent thread about athletic women

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
What does that have to do with slime

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

a bay posted:

What does that have to do with slime

goons like womn with a lot more slime than the ones in the pics they will share with you

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
of seven "sentences," six of them were questions

(this is breaking up the first "sentence" into two, thefirst of which is a statement)

ciongrats op you said 1/7 of a thought

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

extra stout posted:

goons like womn with a lot more slime than the ones in the pics they will share with you

if a woman likes you she will start secreting her finest slimes

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
http://mashable.com/2014/01/21/aerie-lingerie-ads/#cC5l6hZr18qO

here is an advertisement campaign where they exploit all this brouhaha about photoshopping to show "unedited" photos (lmao, lighting and makeup and framing and posing is still "editing," just beforehand) of supermodels and say "THE REAL YOU IS SEXY" suggesting that if you just start looking like these women, people will find you attractive

lol

or maybe, underneath all that fat and hideousness, this supermodel awaits

ie "the real you looks like this, even if your body doesn't"

pretty good poo poo imo

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
also "buy our products"

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

extra stout posted:

goons like womn with a lot more slime than the ones in the pics they will share with you

I didnt know slime pictures is a thing but maybe I will make a thread about it. I just know slime as the stuff that is so gross that it is kind of funny

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

extra stout posted:

goons like womn with a lot more slime than the ones in the pics they will share with you

:wom:

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Please post photos of pretty ladies, I can't find any on Internet

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

nomadologique posted:

http://mashable.com/2014/01/21/aerie-lingerie-ads/#cC5l6hZr18qO

here is an advertisement campaign where they exploit all this brouhaha about photoshopping to show "unedited" photos (lmao, lighting and makeup and framing and posing is still "editing," just beforehand) of supermodels and say "THE REAL YOU IS SEXY" suggesting that if you just start looking like these women, people will find you attractive

lol

or maybe, underneath all that fat and hideousness, this supermodel awaits

ie "the real you looks like this, even if your body doesn't"

pretty good poo poo imo

these are literally the exact kinds of people that would already be supermodels to be retouched

btw public announcement: somewhat squishy waists are good. in fact i worry about your organs if you have literally no body fat there

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Gyra_Solune posted:

these are literally the exact kinds of people that would already be supermodels to be retouched

btw public announcement: somewhat squishy waists are good. in fact i worry about your organs if you have literally no body fat there

Wholeheartedly seconded. Anything from love handles to a full on spare tire (but not too much more than that) is A-ok!

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