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djwetmouse posted:It's a thing, I saw it in a documentary once. why would a cucumber set off a metal detector
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The exceedingly slow traction in SA's photoshop threads gives me the impression that it's jumped the shark. Am I right??
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 03:48 |
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circ dick soleil posted:why would a cucumber set off a metal detector It was wrapped in tinfoil.
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 04:26 |
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oh i thought it was saran wrap nvm
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 04:30 |
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Dubplate Fire posted:Thank god all we gotta worry about is penis size. well maybe you do
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 04:55 |
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Fatties, skinnies, shorties, it all good.
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 04:58 |
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just do snaps drat
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 05:01 |
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Jukeboxblues posted:You're right that would be funny. Hey you know what else would be funny? a cat named Mister Whiskers!! Hahaha. i used to work with a woman and she named her cat Benjamin Whiskers. she thought it was the funniest name evar also this woman was mid twenties and not a hambeast and college educated yeah
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 05:05 |
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Mods rename me "slim thickens" tia
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 05:18 |
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dad gay. so what posted:you know what would be funny? a dog named "sir barks alot" more like "sir farts a lot" now THAT you can blame on the dog
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 05:48 |
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I was going to make a slime thick joke but grossed myself out.
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 05:56 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:slime thick I want to see a picture of someone with that effect
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 06:09 |
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a bay posted:I want to see a picture of someone with that effect in most of the goon opinions about girls threads this does not happen because as soon as you show what you like people post extreme fetish pics to mock you and the serious posters disappear lmao see: recent thread about athletic women
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 06:12 |
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What does that have to do with slime
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 17:45 |
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a bay posted:What does that have to do with slime goons like womn with a lot more slime than the ones in the pics they will share with you
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 17:47 |
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of seven "sentences," six of them were questions (this is breaking up the first "sentence" into two, thefirst of which is a statement) ciongrats op you said 1/7 of a thought
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 17:48 |
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extra stout posted:goons like womn with a lot more slime than the ones in the pics they will share with you if a woman likes you she will start secreting her finest slimes
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 17:48 |
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http://mashable.com/2014/01/21/aerie-lingerie-ads/#cC5l6hZr18qO here is an advertisement campaign where they exploit all this brouhaha about photoshopping to show "unedited" photos (lmao, lighting and makeup and framing and posing is still "editing," just beforehand) of supermodels and say "THE REAL YOU IS SEXY" suggesting that if you just start looking like these women, people will find you attractive lol or maybe, underneath all that fat and hideousness, this supermodel awaits ie "the real you looks like this, even if your body doesn't" pretty good poo poo imo
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 17:50 |
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also "buy our products"
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 17:50 |
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extra stout posted:goons like womn with a lot more slime than the ones in the pics they will share with you I didnt know slime pictures is a thing but maybe I will make a thread about it. I just know slime as the stuff that is so gross that it is kind of funny
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 18:05 |
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extra stout posted:goons like womn with a lot more slime than the ones in the pics they will share with you
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 18:56 |
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Please post photos of pretty ladies, I can't find any on Internet
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nomadologique posted:http://mashable.com/2014/01/21/aerie-lingerie-ads/#cC5l6hZr18qO these are literally the exact kinds of people that would already be supermodels to be retouched btw public announcement: somewhat squishy waists are good. in fact i worry about your organs if you have literally no body fat there
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Gyra_Solune posted:these are literally the exact kinds of people that would already be supermodels to be retouched Wholeheartedly seconded. Anything from love handles to a full on spare tire (but not too much more than that) is A-ok!
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