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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Even being ripped and flexing in the mirror while having sex didn't help Patrick Bateman this guy might be onto something.

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wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
patty b was a gleeful guy tho

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Exercise helps with everything, once you get this it makes sense.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

wiffle ball bat posted:

patty b was a gleeful guy tho

the book is amazing too if you havnt gone through its a quick read i think i went through it in a day or two

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

VectorSigma posted:

depression is likely an evolved response to stressful living conditions and the only reason it presents psychologically is its conflict with modern society oh and also a lot of things that get called depression are probably other mechanisms both physiological and mental that are poorly understood if at all and anyone with a cure for "depression" should be viewed as skeptically as anyone who claims to have a cure for cancer

post sources please because im interested in if there is any veracity in this at all

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
theres that part of AS like 3/4 of the way through where it stops being funny and is just like 50 pages in a row of sadistic torture fantasies and i was like eh ill read something else

the movie is really good tho

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

wiffle ball bat posted:

theres that part of AS like 3/4 of the way through where it stops being funny and is just like 50 pages in a row of sadistic torture fantasies and i was like eh ill read something else

the movie is really good tho
there is a reason why the entire hampton beach house part was cut from the movie i dont disagree

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
we are all apes at our core and apes need to exercise and be out in the world or they get real sad and lethargic

you ever seen those apes who are in lovely third world zoos who just sit in tiny enclosures all day where they barely move? They get brain problems too

Stimulate your inner ape imo, and get some exercise

gagelion is back
Nov 12, 2015

by zen death robot
I lifted weights, exercised and got in shape and merely learned that my sexless existence is due to my personality. now im suicidal. i wish i had never exercised

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



W2g op knew you could do it

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
I think it's more about getting out of your dank cave of self-loathing and maybe socializing and maybe not being a fatass

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I dunno, as somebody who has suffered from actual depression, I've always viewed that feeling of desperation and overwhelming self-doubt and loathing to be a signal to change your life, to be better and learn something new. I've always wondered if this was a biological signal to do the exactly that, that your life was unsatisfactory and your own biological and evolutionary history was telling you to kick some rear end, even your own and be better.

I only say this because I'm fairly certain that various mental maladies affected people from time in memorial. It doesn't make sense from an evolutionary point of view to have people who are crippled mentally. There must be an actual advantage to depression as we know it. What it is, i have no idea.

gagelion is back
Nov 12, 2015

by zen death robot

Tarkus posted:

I dunno, as somebody who has suffered from actual depression, I've always viewed that feeling of desperation and overwhelming self-doubt and loathing to be a signal to change your life, to be better and learn something new. I've always wondered if this was a biological signal to do the exactly that, that your life was unsatisfactory and your own biological and evolutionary history was telling you to kick some rear end, even your own and be better.

I only say this because I'm fairly certain that various mental maladies affected people from time in memorial. It doesn't make sense from an evolutionary point of view to have people who are crippled mentally. There must be an actual advantage to depression as we know it. What it is, i have no idea.

prolly so failures would quit trying and die, making more room for other ppl

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

numberoneposter posted:


the book is amazing too if you havnt gone through its a quick read i think i went through it in a day or two

i like the part when he microwaves a jellyfish and goes to a jewish deli and demands a cheeseburger

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

seriously tho wtf is this from

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

Tarkus posted:

I dunno, as somebody who has suffered from actual depression, I've always viewed that feeling of desperation and overwhelming self-doubt and loathing to be a signal to change your life, to be better and learn something new. I've always wondered if this was a biological signal to do the exactly that, that your life was unsatisfactory and your own biological and evolutionary history was telling you to kick some rear end, even your own and be better.

I only say this because I'm fairly certain that various mental maladies affected people from time in memorial. It doesn't make sense from an evolutionary point of view to have people who are crippled mentally. There must be an actual advantage to depression as we know it. What it is, i have no idea.

When I get so depressed that I don't want to get out of bed I put a "fuk ur corporation" sign on my chest and take 3 days of spontaneous sick leave.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
everyone knows depression can only be cured with chemicals, in america anyway

pick your poison

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

A Danish scientist

lol pack it in folks

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tarkus posted:

I only say this because I'm fairly certain that various mental maladies affected people from time in memorial. It doesn't make sense from an evolutionary point of view to have people who are crippled mentally. There must be an actual advantage to depression as we know it. What it is, i have no idea.

what's the evolutionary advantage of down's syndrome?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



LOOK UP THE UTOPIA EXPERUMENT, MAAAAAAN :2bong:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

lol pack it in folks

copenfaken

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

FRINGE posted:

People on the internet get really excited whenever a new excuse to not exercise comes up.

OPs buddy might have missed something, since at a basic level a lot of depression looks to be rooted in inflammation*, and exercise can lower systemic inflammation.

Unfortunately this conflicts with "shovel pizza, guzzle beer, sit on couch" so no one cares.



*This is a big thing being looked at, and its a massive thorn in the heart of the antidepressant "take them until you die" pill pusher crowd. It also overlaps with "being fat" since that is frequently coincident with inflammation.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21485745


Clinical depression is associated with a 30% increase of inflammation in the brain, according to a new study published in JAMA Psychiatry.
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/288715.php

Depression's Dance With Inflammation Why the body's natural protective response to injury, infection and stress may have unexpected emotional consequences.
http://discovermagazine.com/2014/julyaug/9-depressions-dance-with-inflammation

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/10/25/451169292/could-depression-be-caused-by-an-infection


Inflammatory conditions may precipitate or perpetuate depression, but the precise relationship is unclear
http://www.currentpsychiatry.com/th...e08701d6dc.html

cool post bro. really informative good job

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

it depends

climbers look emaciated





not all climbers look like that



communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

LegoPirateNinja posted:

not all climbers look like that





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climbing_specialist

come on dude, keep up

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Tarkus posted:

I dunno, as somebody who has suffered from actual depression, I've always viewed that feeling of desperation and overwhelming self-doubt and loathing to be a signal to change your life, to be better and learn something new. I've always wondered if this was a biological signal to do the exactly that, that your life was unsatisfactory and your own biological and evolutionary history was telling you to kick some rear end, even your own and be better.

I only say this because I'm fairly certain that various mental maladies affected people from time in memorial. It doesn't make sense from an evolutionary point of view to have people who are crippled mentally. There must be an actual advantage to depression as we know it. What it is, i have no idea.

Evolution probably doesn't work that way. It may be survival of the good enough instead of survival of the fittest. Depression may be a genetic mutation, it may be an unintended side effect of a brain system that does something useful. In any case, it doesn't have to provide an advantage for evolution to allow it to stick around. It can stay with us as long as the disadvantage isn't to big.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

no. gently caress no. "climber" is taken. bike fags can use something else.

Stratified2k
Sep 4, 2012

I went to a bouldering competition about 5 years ago, maybe longer, don't remember, anyway it doesn't matter. Sharma was there. He placed like second or third against some no name amateur and sulked in his tent instead of being a good sport and coming to the awards ceremony. It was pretty funny.

EDIT: Quoted the wrong post, oh well

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Frostwerks posted:

post sources please because im interested in if there is any veracity in this at all
I dont have the energy to go digging deep right now, but heres some pop/news-level starting points.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2009/jul/12/chronic-fatigue-stress-modern-life

quote:

But there's nothing weird or abnormal about Kate. She is one of an enormous number of people with a similar constellation of symptoms - millions of people at the end of their physical, and spiritual, tether. Frank Lipman, a South African doctor working in New York, has identified the condition in hundreds of his patients - he has a word for it: "spent". Lipman says that feeling spent is an understandable response to the 21st century. If you put a human being in a modern city, and add computers, mobile phones, credit cards, neon lights and 24-hour shopping, he says, what do you expect?

...

But the medical establishment couldn't find anything wrong with Greg. He had batteries of tests. His organs all functioned well. He did not have cancer, heart disease, or even high blood pressure. Eventually, Ben Turner, a consultant at London Bridge Hospital, put him on a low dose of an antidepressant similar to Prozac. Greg says, "He said: 'Well, you may not be feeling depressed psychologically, but I can bet you that your body is chemically depressed.' He couldn't identify what was doing this to me. He said the antidepressant would act as some kind of trigger to my metabolism, to bring it back to life. And it worked. For a while, at least."

Greg gradually got better, over a period of six months. The veil of exhaustion lifted; he started functioning again. He was fine for several months. Then it happened again - the aches, the fevers, the inability to get out of bed. The zombie-like sessions in front of the TV. And what had Greg been doing? Just working in an office. "There's got to be something we're not seeing," he says. "Look at what happened to me - I felt half-dead, and the thing that brought me back to life was an anti-depressant. So this thing is partly psychological. It's generated by nothing more than normal life - a lifetime of hitting deadlines in offices, of your constantly beeping BlackBerry; But it's more than that. I would find myself in the supermarket, surrounded by bright fluorescent lighting and rivers of people, all these people arguing about what to buy. And all that stuff on the shelves. Thousands of products. And sometimes I'd look at all these people on the go, moving about, all the aggression and urgency, and I would feel completely alienated from all of it. Like I didn't want to belong at all."

...

"A person's total load," writes Dr Frank Lipman, "is the total amount of physical, psychological and environmental stress on his or her body. In the past 30 years this total load on the human body has quadrupled.

"My philosophy," Lipman tells me, "is that we are out of sync with our body rhythms." By "we" he means people in the developed world, which has been ruled by clocks and artificial light for more than 100 years. Human beings, he believes, evolved to sleep when it was dark and wake up when it was light. "We're also overfed and undernourished with food, and undernourished when it comes to light."

...

And there does not seem to be a way out. Madeleine Bunting, the author of Willing Slaves, a brilliant analysis of our culture of overwork, puts it simply. We live in a world, she tells me, where "nothing is enough". Driven by debt, we need to work harder all the time. Crushed by overwork, our relationships begin to break down. Robbed of the healing balm of relationships, we become more and more insecure and exhausted. More and more exhausted, we become less efficient at our jobs, which makes us more insecure, and so on. In our heads, we are always thinking about what's just ahead rather than what's happening now. "We are out of the now," Bunting tells me, "which is an exhausting place to be."

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/12/17/science/the-heavy-cost-of-chronic-stress.html?pagewanted=all

quote:

Work that Dr. McEwen and his colleagues have conducted with rats nicely illustrates this wear-and-tear effect. In the studies, the rats were placed in a small compartment, their movement restricted for six hours a day during their normal resting time. The first time the rats were restrained, Dr. McEwen said, their cortisol levels rose as their stress response moved into full gear. But after that, their cortisol production switched off earlier each day as they became accustomed to the restraint.

That might have been the end of the story. But the researchers also found that at 21 days, the rats began to show the effects of chronic stress. They grew anxious and aggressive. Their immune systems became slower to fight off invaders. Nerve cells in the hippocampus, a brain region involved in memory, atrophied. The production of new hippocampal neurons stopped.

...

But high levels of cortisol, studies have shown, can shrink nerve cells in the hippocampus and halt the creation of new hippocampal neurons. These changes are associated with aging and memory problems. Some evidence also links a smaller hippocampus with post-traumatic stress disorder, depression and sexual abuse in childhood, though the meaning of this size difference is still being debated.

...

A direct link between stress and more serious diseases, however, has been more difficult to establish, Dr. Cohen said. Recent studies have provided increased support for the notion that stress contributes to heart disease, and researchers have tied psychological stress, directly or indirectly, to diabetes, rheumatoid arthritis, fibromyalgia, severe depression and other mental disorders.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/chronic-stress-can-cause-fever-and-fatigue-new-neural-understanding-may-offer-help-290076

quote:

Chronic Stress Can Cause Fever And Fatigue

The exigencies of modern life after paradise — relationships, finances, health — often trigger stress affecting the body’s serotonin system responsible for regulating mood, sleep, and appetite. Body temperature rises and the heart starts pumping faster as a “fight or flight” response to possible physical threats in the environment. Yet this stress-induced hyperthermia (SIH) may endure far beyond any practical purpose, developing into a chronic condition known as psychogenic fever characterized by extreme fatigue. A new study published in the journal Cell Metabolism uncovers the neural pathways associated with SIH that are likely linked to the chronic stress condition.

...

Although the body was designed to handle acute levels of stress, chronic stress conditions bringing high level of the hormone cortisol have been linked to the development of major chronic diseases such as obesity and diabetes, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

(Bearing in mind that constant low-grade fever-like states lead to inflammation, which can lead to...

So yeah, sleeping, eating better, exercising, going outside, leaving behind nagging devices... all of those can be good for you.)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I've heard having sex with the OP's mom helps to cure depression

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I wouldn't know cause I'm not depressed but sure hasn't stopped me!!!!!!


Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Frostwerks posted:

seriously tho wtf is this from

I believe that's Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse. They're cartoon characters developed by Disney.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
I have of late—but wherefore I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises, and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air—look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire—why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world. The paragon of animals. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me. No, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so. - a famous dane, on the relationship btw exercise and depression

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting
"Has there been a worthy Dane since the era of Beowulf?"
- Exercises in Rhetoric Volume MXCLVIII

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

FRINGE posted:

MXCLVIII

one-thousand-ninety-fifty-eight??? that's not a number you loving fraud

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FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Oberleutnant posted:

one-thousand-ninety-fifty-eight??? that's not a number you loving fraud
Curses! Foiled by the Romans again!

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