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Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Definitely the Pens' worst game all year, and that's saying something. It's just been an endless series of opposition scoring chances. Many of them shorthanded. Against one of the worst teams in the league. If MAF weren't playing out of his mind they'd have lost this game 6-0.

Spoilers: At some point this year MAF is going to stop playing out of his mind. I actually think when that happens they're going to lose five straight games by a combined 27-6 or something and that will finally get Johnston fired.

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
yay no shut out

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
La dee fuckin' dah.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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:effort: Yay.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



letang :effort:

No, I don't know why I thought it was geno

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Don't panic, there's still a minute for the Jackets to get it back

Gonna be hilarious if the Jackets blow this and lose a shootout though, there will be an epic press conference after the game if that happens

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Someone must have made a monkey's paw wish when they asked that MAF to get better

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



achillesforever6 posted:

Someone must have made a monkey's paw wish when they asked that MAF to get better

I imagine the third wish will be used to fire Johnston

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Mar 26, 2007

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gently caress off ref.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
what nooo

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
Hahahaha


Review it Johnston!

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Don't let it count, just end the suffering

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Waved off goal, what a perfectly :flaccid: way to end this shitshow of a game

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
drat, kicked in.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
lol that was a blatant kick. nice try tho

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Mar 26, 2007

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OK massive kick yeah. Thought it was off for interference.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

No goal.

Fully expecting that to count somehow because that would be this year.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
LOL, Hornqvist used his stick to hold Bobrovsky out of position while using his skate to kick the puck in. A+ for effort there.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Blue jackets announcers only now realizing it was kicked in.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



lmao at the PA annoucer annoucing the goal like it's legit

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

rex rabidorum vires posted:

OK massive kick yeah. Thought it was off for interference.

It was both

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




I should be glad I watched WBS win 7-0 over this game shouldn't I?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
With 8 seconds left in the game Hornqvist becomes the first and only Penguin besides MAF to put any effort into anything

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Mar 26, 2007

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Fine I will begrudgingly admit it was also probably interference.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Thank gently caress. :toot:

Vincent Van Goat posted:

The Jackets are such babies lmao

Big Babby Hornqvist.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
That was probably one of the 10 best games MAF has ever played.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
yea Pittsburgh deserved to lose that game wayyyy harder than 2-1 MAF is a saint

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
nice job sharks

nice job




Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Vincent Van Goat posted:

lmao at the PA annoucer annoucing the goal like it's legit

They were announcing the other goal i think, the radio feed commented on it. Incidentally im glad i stopped watching and just put the radio feed on while playing destiny

Lobsterboy
Aug 18, 2003

start smoking (what's up, gold?)

Pornographic Memory posted:

They were announcing the other goal i think, the radio feed commented on it. Incidentally im glad i stopped watching and just put the radio feed on while playing destiny

No, they announced Hornqvist with a goal, @Aportzline (CBJ reporter) was laughing about it.

ps: this is adorable:
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CTvYdUGU8AAwHE6.mp4
Atkinson and Kessel havin a hug


further edit: They changed the goal from Letang to Hornqvist, which is probably why they announced it like that. Also, christ crosby has gotten so bad at crying. He shifted Kessel 2-3 times back and forth, linesman throws him out of the circle for it, then he wants to yell at the Ref for getting tossed. You arent that special, kid.

Lobsterboy fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Nov 14, 2015

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug
Capuano is the 4th longest tenured coach active in the NHL? Unreal

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Goddamn the Ducks loving suck

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Levitate posted:

Goddamn the Ducks loving suck

Isnt it great. :unsmith:

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
loving lol how was that puck not covered

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
That goal was nasty

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

The comeback begins...

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Fire Therien Capuano

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Furnaceface posted:

Fire Therien Capuano

Porque no los dos.

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Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Ducks really just kinda look inept in most areas of the game

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