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Cup, Wiffle, Tard, Tape, Buddy and Mike
Fart Cup
Wiffle Dick
Dawn-Tard
Tape Mummy
Best Buddy
Pregnant Mike
a kitten that was being given away out a cardboard box in front of a Wal-Mart.
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Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
in the Dollar General check-out line while I was in town for my dad's birthday

Who is the real villain here?

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Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
wiffle dick ftw

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Marv Hushman posted:

in the Dollar General check-out line while I was in town for my dad's birthday

Who is the real villain here?

I did not get my father a gift at the dollar general. I didn't get him anything.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

Rando posted:

I did not get my father a gift at the dollar general. I didn't get him anything.

You Can't Go Home Again

You Just Escaped Hell, You Can't Seriously Be Thinking of Going To Hell Again

You're pretty good with a pen, you should keep going with this.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
I hope TLC blesses you by chronicling your journey.

edit: Whoops, this thread got necro'd. I'm the Dawn-tard.

Shneak fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Jan 28, 2016

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Shneak posted:

edit: Whoops, this thread got necro'd. I'm the Dawn-tard.

I "updated" with relevant info about the dangers of duct tape.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Tape Mummy was still the right choice. Dude firmly believes in snitches getting stitches

Farg
Nov 19, 2013
good creative writing project op

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
sympathy necro vote for best buddy
and not because was too lazy to look at post dates

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Howard Beale posted:

sympathy necro vote for best buddy

Save your sympathy for that man's broken heart. I saw that guy again a few weeks ago and he didn't wave or smile or acknowledge me at all.

Farg posted:

good creative writing project op

These are real people and you dishonor them suggesting otherwise.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
You sound like a pretty big fag op

NigelsPoppet
Jul 22, 2015
have you thought about just hanging yourself instead of bothering people you obviously don't give a poo poo about

give the world one less hillbilly

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Jim Barris posted:

Wow, drat, the mid-west is hosed up. I'm sure glad I grew up in California.

we really are better people than them

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Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I am a hillbilly trash human being.

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