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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
little black lines indicating failures of previous pissers

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
they left them there for u to wash them away with ur piss. then u leave some pubes for the next guy

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

jimmyjams posted:

little black lines indicating failures of previous pissers
my roommate in a post

fresh cleaned porcelain and two ugly black pubes on the bowl

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the "EVENT" tag is my favorite tag

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
personally, i like to lick the toilet seat clean

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Pubes on the Toilet Seat: Bob Dylan's failed gross follow up to Blood on the Tracks

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
the building i'm living in has communal bathrooms and i shave my pubes specifically to get them on the seat. it's pretty cool imho

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord

jimmyjams posted:

little black lines indicating failures of previous pissers

title+post should have been in haiku format, you missed a real oppurtunity idiot, voted 1

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i like to pull my pubes out one by one and just litter them all over the toilet

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

sluggo is mad posted:

title+post should have been in haiku format, you missed a real oppurtunity idiot, voted 1

suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

those are mine

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord

jimmyjams posted:

suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

I'm sorry, op, that was harsh. I've been drinking.

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ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

wait why are pubes considered a failure?

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