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Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAJiU-gAtUI

If this doesn't make you want to never play a game again IDK what will. Holy poo poo this kid... Hes an inspiration to do something with your life.

VIDEO SUMMARY SEEING AS IT GOT REMOVED:

Fat Paki Goon in early 20s talks about how he had to lie to his parents throughout his teenage years playing dota. Neglects school, neglects social life, neglects hygene and health... Fakes applying to college, fakes getting into a college in a series of lies to his parents. Finally runs away from home because his parents don't like him playing video games all day. Joins up with some lovely teams and doesn't go anywhere. Eventually after being destitute manages to move back home with parents promising to go to college.

Goes to community college for CS, but just plays video games instead while wasting money on GER classes.

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Nov 16, 2015

# ? Nov 16, 2015 18:29

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:24

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

i watched the CS:GO ones they had for Dreamhack Cluj-Napoca and those were pretty cool

# ? Nov 16, 2015 18:35

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

DOTA isn't a video game really. Its more like an internet concentration camp for annoying autists.

# ? Nov 16, 2015 18:36

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

InterFaced posted:

DOTA isn't a video game really. Its more like an internet concentration camp for annoying autists.

True,

Holy poo poo though he lied to his parents about getting into college, ran away from home to get a passport and play video games. Then he fails miserably at it and still keeps trying even though his parents let him come back home. He gets into some community college for comp sci and instead of doing his homework or anything he plays dota and is close to flunking out.

God this kid is a moron. Rather play video games and go nowhere than lead a productive life. God drat.

# ? Nov 16, 2015 18:54

ehhhhhhnnnnnn: Jun 3, 2008; Can't post for 3 years!

# ? Nov 16, 2015 18:57

starry skies above: Aug 23, 2015; by zen death robot

InterFaced posted:

DOTA isn't a video game really. Its more like an internet concentration camp for annoying autists.

This must be why I'm bad at it because I'm not an autist thanks man.

# ? Nov 16, 2015 19:06

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

i live a strict Asian life

# ? Nov 16, 2015 19:06

ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

This video has been removed by the user.

Sorry about that.

# ? Nov 16, 2015 19:25

hitchensgoespop: Oct 22, 2008

Wanna see this 'tautist

# ? Nov 16, 2015 19:32

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

The kid's team just lost whatever he was hoping to go far in and win some money to show his parents he isn't an idiot.

They lost so early they don't get any prize money Im pretty sure.

VIDEO SUMMARY SEEING AS IT GOT REMOVED:

Fat Paki Goon in early 20s talks about how he had to lie to his parents throughout his teenage years playing dota. Neglects school, neglects social life, neglects hygene and health... Fakes applying to college, fakes getting into a college in a series of lies to his parents. Finally runs away from home because his parents don't like him playing video games all day. Joins up with some lovely teams and doesn't go anywhere. Eventually after being destitute manages to move back home with parents promising to go to college.

Goes to community college for CS, but just plays video games instead while wasting money on GER classes.

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Nov 16, 2015

# ? Nov 16, 2015 19:33

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Who cares. We all die.

# ? Nov 16, 2015 19:35

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

real men play pro CS

fat Asian DOTA players vs. skinny European CS players

# ? Nov 16, 2015 19:38

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

I dunno I only play games where I can shoot a billion guys with guns so not really online stuff

# ? Nov 16, 2015 19:43

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Just curious, is there a video games anonymous?

# ? Nov 16, 2015 19:43

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

video games are fun even if you don't lie to your parents

# ? Nov 16, 2015 19:46

Your Rain: Nov 29, 2006; All those born beneath an angry star.

Op should go back to school because your English is awful

# ? Nov 16, 2015 20:22

Slartibuttfest: Sep 20, 2014

I lost significant weight when I was to lazy to leave the computer and get food

# ? Nov 16, 2015 20:51

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Glasgow Kiss posted:

Just curious, is there a video games anonymous?

yeah. its called "anonymous" and they're really into social justice and guy fawkes masks.

# ? Nov 16, 2015 20:55

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

vidya games been beddy beddy goo to me.

# ? Nov 16, 2015 20:56

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

wait are you saying making poor decisions ruins your life :aaa:

# ? Nov 16, 2015 21:45

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

This would be excusable if he was good but idk who the gently caress this kid is so therefore he isn't.

Like alright if at the end he signed on some esports team for a good salary and went 'haha gently caress YOU college!' then that's one thing but it seems like he's just doing his best to be homeless.

# ? Nov 16, 2015 21:53

Bamford Brownstone: Jul 21, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTzyz2TgGls

# ? Nov 17, 2015 18:25

Big City Drinkin: Oct 9, 2007; A very good; Fallen Rib

Bamford Brownstone posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTzyz2TgGls

I'm nintenpendent

Edit: I spelled it wrong

# ? Nov 17, 2015 18:45

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Sounds exactly like my brother but lacks stealing money from family members to pay for drugs to do while wasting away playing DoTa games.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 19:04

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

your brother sounds cool af

# ? Nov 17, 2015 19:12

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

I bet this guys in-game judgment is just as poor.

No wonder they lost.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 03:10

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

I always wondered what would happen if you hooked up a Ninty (nintendo for you otaku) Rumble Pack from the N64 controller to a car battery then placed the rumble pack INSIDE your body wether your hole body would rubmle

would be too big to eat so I guess you'd just have to find a way to cram it up your rear end?

# ? Nov 18, 2015 03:21

4outof5: Nov 10, 2003; Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

http://www.nme.com/news/nme/39065

# ? Nov 18, 2015 03:24

HENGRY BUNG: Jan 15, 2015

OP what's your favorite video game?

# ? Nov 18, 2015 04:00

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

i like video games a lot

video games are fun

# ? Nov 18, 2015 04:08

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

i have never neglected a baby to death because of a video game, but if i did i think that would be pretty crazy like woaahh

# ? Nov 18, 2015 04:10

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

I like bideo bames they are my favorite

hey everyone add me on steam its bideobamer420

if you gift me a bideo bame i will return the favor by sending pictures of my very attractive cow i have out in my yard