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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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I swear EVERY car being advertised has a JD Power award for something, or is "best in its class". Just how loving many of these things are there? They seem pretty useless considering how every car has one apparently. Maybe JD Power should get its poo poo together.

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ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
:gas:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Yes. That is what you put in cars.

gagelion is back
Nov 12, 2015

by zen death robot
congratulations to the award for gayest topic from JD Power and associates

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Don't forget the associates. You wouldn't want to piss them off or you'll never win their coveted award.

Mylan
Jun 19, 2002



They basically sell the awards but no one pays attention or cares so they still seem credible

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/power-consumer-satisfaction/1/

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

Mad Monk posted:

Don't forget the associates. You wouldn't want to piss them off or you'll never win their coveted award.

That's how he gives out all those awards - he clearly could not do that as a one-man operation.

Question answered OP.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Windows 98 asking the real tough questions itt.

Who is JD anyway? Could this be just another way the illuminati control the something something?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Every associate gives out their own reward.

That's why it is 'JD Power and Associates'

Karl L
Nov 9, 2015

I spent money on an image and a few lines of text.

Moridin920 posted:

Every associate gives out their own reward.

That's why it is 'JD Power and Associates'

That's actually pretty drat smart.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Karl L posted:

That's actually pretty drat smart.

That's exactly what jd powers said to his first associate

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

gagelion is back posted:

congratulations to the award for gayest topic from JD Power and associates

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

You pay money and they give you the award.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Windows did you steal the skull??!?

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I bet there isnt even a real JD Power

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i doubt it's all jd power, probably mostly his associates

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

You beat your best friend with a shovel

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
What do you think of when you hear the name JD Power, maybe a business man with big bicepts or something? Think again stupid rear end

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i have a lot of JO power

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

El Spider posted:

You beat your best friend with a shovel

Did you read the thread he closed? It turns out he's also such a push over that he became a slave at a gas station

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

But he seems like a good guy tbh

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

a bay posted:

I bet there isnt even a real JD Power

Motherfucker my uncle is JD Power. I am eating dinner with him, he just awarded you best cocksucker. I am an associate and agreed.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
kinda like how every movie is best [genre] of the [season/year].

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Parallax Scroll posted:

i have a lot of JO power

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

Did you read the thread he closed? It turns out he's also such a push over that he became a slave at a gas station

I want detials on this

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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There's not that much to detail. I worked a very bad job that treated me poorly and I stayed working there for much longer than I should. Then i quit and closed the thread because what the hell am I going to post about a job I don't go to anymore?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

El Spider posted:

I want detials on this

He's going to get a new tattoo, "2015 sucked"

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Windows 98 posted:

There's not that much to detail. I worked a very bad job that treated me poorly and I stayed working there for much longer than I should. Then i quit and closed the thread because what the hell am I going to post about a job I don't go to anymore?

Lets be honest, I think the thread just wasn't going the way you wanted it to: you thought we would all laugh at your kooky customers but everyone just laughed at you.

That said, did you take the skull???

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
JD Power doesn't even have friends.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i bought the JD Power and Bros award for 'Best Poster'

won it, i mean

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Your mom got a JD Power award for best ride in her class, op.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
as many as it takes

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Wang posted:

Your mom got a JD Power award for best ride in her class, op.

gave OP's mom a Cum Award for my dick in her rear end

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
JD is the dog from the burger king kids crew

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