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This is a serious question, I think any normal adult understands the finer principle of cleaning up after yourself, you can't do it without alcohol. So as I'm taking a quick break from doing my dishes and cleaning my kitchen while drinking my 4th Killian's of the afternoon, I'm wondering how much alcohol do YOU consume while cleaning your place of living? For reference I procrastinate everything I can and put off cleaning as much as possible, then have to drink heavily to get through cleaning up the nasty poo poo.
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Nov 18, 2015 22:46
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i live on a moon rock
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Nov 18, 2015 22:47
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i drink windex while i clean so i can be one with the house
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Nov 18, 2015 22:48
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i sip beer usually whilst i clean
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Nov 18, 2015 22:49
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Im straight edge
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Nov 18, 2015 22:49
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had 8 beers the last time, but that was a record. normally 4 or 5. cleaning is way better with music and alcohol yeah.
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Nov 18, 2015 22:50
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I kinda clean constantly while I'm at home, but if I'm doing a lot of cleaning I'm probably drinking a lot too. Not Killian's though.
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Nov 18, 2015 22:51
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there isnt much i do that doesnt involve drinking alcohol, OP you see im kind of like a chocoholic, only with booze instead of chocolate.
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Nov 18, 2015 22:51
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lol if u dont fold laundry while drinking just..........lol
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Nov 18, 2015 22:51
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brizna posted:cleaning is way better with music and alcohol yeah.
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Nov 18, 2015 22:52
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I don't drink while cleaning. That's dumb. I wait until I'm finished cleaning to drink like a real adult.
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Nov 18, 2015 22:53
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I don't clean I jusr drink. My apartment is a mess.
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Nov 18, 2015 22:55
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Fitzy Fitz posted:I kinda clean constantly while I'm at home, but if I'm doing a lot of cleaning I'm probably drinking a lot too. Not Killian's though. Killian's is totally awesome beer.
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Nov 18, 2015 23:24
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serious answer: i sometimes forget to drink alcohol while i clean until i'm mostly done cleaning, even though i like getting a little tipsy when i clean. one beer per cleaning session generally does the trick.
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Nov 18, 2015 23:26
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Shot of everclear, shot of bleach, shot of everclear, shot of bleach...
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Nov 18, 2015 23:31
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I've been known to drink while doing the dishes because doing the dishes sucks.
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Nov 18, 2015 23:33
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Cleaning days for me are monday. wednesday, and friday. ill clean on the weekend if there company coming over. The general idea is to start laundry as soon as I am home from work, do the dishes, dust sweep and mop the whole crib. The problem is i take a double shot and make a mixed drink before the work boots come off. Anyhow Im not really sure how much drinking goes on because memory breaks down sometime during the sweeping. Ive woken up in a panic and ran downstairs to the shared laundry at 3 am because i thought my poo poo was in the dryer, but it had already been folded and put away. im drunk right goddamn now and i know i havent swept. i need to check on the clothes. my clothes
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Nov 18, 2015 23:33
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Why would you need alcohol to motivate yourself to clean... Sober, so it's all clean all good
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Nov 18, 2015 23:36
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I don't drink alcohol because my mommy says it's bad for you. 
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Nov 18, 2015 23:39
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I pay a maid but still drink
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Nov 19, 2015 00:09
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smoking weed is the better option for household chores
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Nov 19, 2015 00:15
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six 9.5% beers, six ciders, and two of my roommates gross beers when i finally run out but there is still folding or scrubbing to do
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Nov 19, 2015 00:20
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coffee and weed
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Nov 19, 2015 00:28
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I clean and then drink. It's my reward for a job well done 
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Nov 19, 2015 00:31
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all of it
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Nov 19, 2015 00:33
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Contra Duck posted:I clean and then drink. It's my reward for a job well done 
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Nov 19, 2015 00:33
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it never occurred to me to mix chores with alcohol
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Nov 19, 2015 00:34
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numberoneposter posted:beta bitch i bet you arnt counting down the minutes until drinking time I love that photo so much
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Nov 19, 2015 00:38
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only if im doing the dishes and Garrison Keillor is on the radio. if those 2 things are both happening i might have a beer
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Nov 19, 2015 06:32
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I run out of rubbing alcohol this way, so cleaning is short but sweet and blinding.
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Nov 19, 2015 06:34
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implying
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Nov 19, 2015 06:46
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Why would anyone do alcohol, when they could just mow a lawn?
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Nov 19, 2015 08:07
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I smoke trees while I clean stuff, op Trees are much better for you anyhow
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Nov 20, 2015 00:54
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Rape Stink posted:smoking weed is the better option for household chores infinitely more correct than the OP
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Nov 20, 2015 00:57
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I don't clean I jusr drink. My apartment is a mess.
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Nov 20, 2015 01:06
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My best friend and her boyfriend put aside every second Sunday evening to clean the house, drink morning until night, and make dinner together. It sounds heavenly. Currently, I clean up sober, and non-stop because I have 4 dogs, 1 husband, 2 kids and one more on the way. I LONG FOR MY OLD BACHELORETTE WAYS. 
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i live on a moon rock IS THAT LIKE,... 
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