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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dishonored the assassin game is like going to your job. its a tedious grind and it takes forever to get around and not particularly fun or rewarding or interesting. also rats everywhere.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
videogames are for children, OP

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

numberoneposter posted:

dishonored the assassin game is like going to your job. its a tedious grind and it takes forever to get around and not particularly fun or rewarding or interesting. also rats everywhere.

Vermintide has lots of rats everywhere but you beat the ever living poo poo out of them with clubs.

Its a lot like Charlie Work.

NotSockAccount
Nov 18, 2015

by Lowtax
The best way to play Dishonored is to throw decapitated heads at your enemies.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

NotSockAccount posted:

The best way to play Dishonored is to throw decapitated heads at your enemies.

much like my job

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Harald posted:

much like my job

Where the gently caress do you work?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

Where the gently caress do you work?
predominantly in and around the levant...

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Let's laugh at the OP for playing a game that's not fun and is a job. Why would you play it, you loser? Nobody is making you, what do you even get out of it?

Okay, now, who's excited about playing a Demon Hunter?

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

If you think your gaming hobby is a job then my jacking off schedule is like a loving Japanese business man career quantum mathematics. 14 hour days and no breaks.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


On the day of its release last week, Fallout 4 was said to have led to an increase in people taking sick days from work.

Now, research has discovered it also appeared to have a direct impact on people's porn habits, too.

Analytics data from Pornhub reveals that traffic dropped by as much as 10 per cent on the day of release, which the site blames directly on people being distracted by the game.

Karl L
Nov 9, 2015

I spent money on an image and a few lines of text.
I find those statistics oddly believable.

NotSockAccount
Nov 18, 2015

by Lowtax

Fat Jesus posted:

On the day of its release last week, Fallout 4 was said to have led to an increase in people taking sick days from work.

Now, research has discovered it also appeared to have a direct impact on people's porn habits, too.

Analytics data from Pornhub reveals that traffic dropped by as much as 10 per cent on the day of release, which the site blames directly on people being distracted by the game.

I don't believe it! Correlation doesn't mean Causation. This is all a massive Shilling operation committed by the Fanboys.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

If you think your gaming hobby is a job then my jacking off schedule is like a loving Japanese business man career quantum mathematics. 14 hour days and no breaks.

Do your best to stay hydrated, man.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I loving hate those games made by gay rear end french / canadian idiots

it's like playing a game made by an autist who has a penchant for jamming croissants in his own rear end and letting his poodle eat em out

loving gross

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Jeff Sichoe posted:

I loving hate those games made by gay rear end french / canadian idiots

it's like playing a game made by an autist who has a penchant for jamming croissants in his own rear end and letting his poodle eat em out

loving gross

You have some weird fetishes.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I believe the pornhub thing too. I have dual monitors and Fallout 4 always fucks with the second making it hard to look at porn while you play.

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