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Girls don't fart. I will not hear or think about evidence to the contrary.
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Nov 20, 2015 06:17
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You know what I like? Cake farts.
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Nov 20, 2015 07:22
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can they light their farts, too?
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Nov 20, 2015 07:47
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Depends, are cakes involved?
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Nov 20, 2015 08:01
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My little sister teaches middle school kids, and when she has to fart she finds a group of idiot teenagers standing around and drops a sbd as she walks by and then watches them all argue about who did it.
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Nov 20, 2015 08:07
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They always sound so cute, then they are 2X as bad as dude farts.
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Nov 20, 2015 08:13
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One time I farted so much, so badly, that my boyfriend had to open a window in December.
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Nov 20, 2015 08:28
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Girl farts have inherent value worthy of protecting, whereas a man must work to achieve greatness before his farts will be received with anything other than contempt or cruel indifference.
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Nov 20, 2015 08:46
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Girls pee out their butts cause they don't have willies
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Nov 20, 2015 08:56
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Man, buncha betas in this thread puttin' farts up on a pedestal.
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Nov 20, 2015 08:58
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It's good to make the girls feel like they have done something horribly wrong (they have) if they fart. So tehy dont do it again.
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Nov 20, 2015 09:20
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Pussy farts make my dick feel weird
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Nov 20, 2015 10:15
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amityville anus posted:Pussy farts make my dick feel weird Good weird or bad weird
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Nov 20, 2015 10:15
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They're great, I like to dutch-oven myself
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Nov 20, 2015 10:22
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Good weird or bad weird It's that weird sensation of balance between the inner pressure and outer pressure where the meat of my dick is basically in zero gravity.
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Nov 21, 2015 15:58
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I'm allowed to fart all day in front of my girlfriend. Out of necessity, out of humor, out of laziness. She doesn't get to fart while I'm home though. If she does, take that poo poo outside or something. Gross.
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Nov 21, 2015 16:07
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they're natural and beautiful, like a flower bud opening into a lovely blossom E: the blossom in question being hydnora africana Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Nov 21, 2015 |
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Nov 21, 2015 16:10
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My ex once farted while asleep in the middle of the night and woke up because I started laughing. Then she got mad because she insisted she doesn't do such things.
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Nov 21, 2015 16:22
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Is this how they harvest agave nectar
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Nov 21, 2015 16:57
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my gf has like zero control over her farts especially after mexican food and apparently its genetic because her dad has the same problem she has accused me of never farting because im sneaky with mine
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Nov 21, 2015 17:01
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Is agave nectar girl farts please quick
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Nov 21, 2015 17:09
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I am about to eat some agave nectar
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Nov 21, 2015 17:09
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In some cultures it's considered rude not to fart during sex.
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Nov 21, 2015 17:11
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Specter posted:If they can loose a good one and stare you to a draw over it you're an idiot not to put a ring on 'em. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkmw9oGIDhI
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Nov 21, 2015 17:37
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I ate the girls farts thanks Gbs
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Nov 21, 2015 18:16
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eh
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Nov 21, 2015 19:12
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my ex girlfriend never farted and I think it gave her mood control issues
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