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b/c atm I just want a fuckbuddy and I'm naturally intense, so asking for casual sex is guaranteed to make any woman feel unsafe around me forever
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mind the walrus posted:b/c atm I just want a fuckbuddy and I'm naturally intense, so asking for casual sex is guaranteed to make any woman feel unsafe around me forever "Bitch you wanna gently caress or not?"
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Nov 26, 2015 02:26
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mind the walrus posted:b/c atm I just want a fuckbuddy and I'm naturally intense, so asking for casual sex is guaranteed to make any woman feel unsafe around me forever So you're a creepy fat weirdo in other words?
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Nov 26, 2015 02:28
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i am in posession of many women
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Nov 26, 2015 02:33
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cause i made her wifey 
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Nov 26, 2015 02:39
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thathonkey posted:cause i made her wifey Goondolences
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Nov 26, 2015 02:45
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because I don't like to go outside and interact with people
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Nov 26, 2015 02:47
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:So you're a creepy fat weirdo in other words? That would sting if this wasn't in GBS.
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Nov 26, 2015 02:51
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mind the walrus posted:b/c atm I just want a fuckbuddy and I'm naturally intense, so asking for casual sex is guaranteed to make any woman feel unsafe around me forever Just ask naturally intense women.
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Nov 26, 2015 02:53
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it seems like a lot of work tbh
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Nov 26, 2015 02:53
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I loving hate this thread, everytime I see it on page one it reminds me of my crushing loneliness and failure as a male
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Nov 26, 2015 02:55
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Pick posted:Just ask naturally intense women. There isn't a particle accelerator tough enough to withstand the chemistry.
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Nov 26, 2015 02:58
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if you're married and still on sa, you are the broken one e: if you're single with no kids your life has almost no value. especially if you post on forums. momerath fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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Nov 26, 2015 03:02
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mind the walrus posted:There isn't a particle accelerator tough enough to withstand the chemistry. be careful when you post at me, im shedding bosons
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Nov 26, 2015 03:07
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www posted:I loving hate this thread, everytime I see it on page one it reminds me of my crushing loneliness and failure as a male Are u using a dating app? Do you have excess weight u need 2 lose
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Nov 26, 2015 03:11
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Bro, I am so loving jacked and strong and have so many friends and options I honestly can't see shackling myself down in the next 5 years, I just wanna slay some puss and do my thang, nowattamean?
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Nov 26, 2015 03:24
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Enfield posted:i like to describe myself as ferretlike, meaning im long and hairy and weigh 2 pounds and a dense swirlying mass of dead skin flakes is comstantly hovering over my head like an angry cartoon storm cloud. my hobbies include boardgames and baked beans Hmm this is a tough one... Are your arms and legs comically short like this?  If not just try to emulate Benedict Cuberbatch
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Nov 26, 2015 03:27
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I'm a non-religious liberal who doesn't care about football and I live in the deep south. Relationships aren't a problem when I can find someone I get along with but holy crap are those women few and far between when I'm single. Also I have a huge crush on a girl right now - she's smart, funny, cute as a button, and we get on like peas and butter during the rare opportunities we have to interact. Unfortunately she is the assistant to the HR director at the place where I work so just straight up asking her out would be a bit dicey not to mention the whole resulting workplace relationship thing if she said yes or the fallout if things fell apart in a bad way after dating for a while. Then there is my older lady neighbor who keeps trying to set me up with her trainwreck of a daughter. She'll see me out mowing the lawn or whatever and then go get her daughter and saunter over to engage in neighborchat heavily spiced with pointing out that I'm single and have a job and own a house and coincidentally her daughter is also single, followed by pointing out that the daughter and I are about the same age. Then there's an awkward pause where presumably the daughter and I are intended to start interacting, leading to a relationship followed by the old lady finally getting to marry that dumpster fire off on me so we can get to the important business of producing conveniently nearby grandbabies for the old lady to enjoy. After three or four failed attempts you'd think that the old lady would get the message and stop trying but nope, she keeps plugging away at it.
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Nov 26, 2015 04:16
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:Are u using a dating app? Do you have excess weight u need 2 lose No. Yea im skinnyfat the worst kind of fat
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Nov 26, 2015 04:19
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I'm fundamentally unlovable.
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Nov 26, 2015 05:01
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momerath posted:if you're married and still on sa, you are the broken one Oh thank gently caress. I no longer have to give one poo poo.
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Nov 26, 2015 05:04
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momerath posted:if you're married and still on sa, you are the broken one so which are you
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Nov 26, 2015 05:15
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i went to the animal shelter my mom works at and one of the girls there tried to narrow down which of the women working there i'd wanna gently caress.
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Nov 26, 2015 05:23
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i went to the animal shelter my mom works at and one of the girls there tried to narrow down which of the women working there i'd wanna gently caress. mom wants grand-kids.
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Nov 26, 2015 05:24
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because i have a boyfriend
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Nov 26, 2015 05:26
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deep impact on vhs posted:because i have a boyfriend you probably have a boyfriend because you have the best username ever thought up by anyone
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Nov 26, 2015 05:28
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A misanthrope posted:you probably have a boyfriend because you have the best username ever thought up by anyone I bet his mom likes a nice deep impact.
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Nov 26, 2015 05:31
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I bet his mom likes a nice deep impact. Narrated by Morgan Freeman
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Nov 26, 2015 05:32
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Dude I really looked into it but the wife won't let me. Crazy, right?
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Because I'm fat and I don't really know how to date. I wouldn't really care but I'm sick of people otherising me for being single and afraid to approach women so I'm going to buy a smartphone just so I can get on Tinder. Then after 6 months of working out I'll dump whatever single mom trainwreck I find on there.
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