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Failure to best me in a competitive interpretive dance battle
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:26 |
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Mozi posted:or more easily, just chug a bunch and it'll do its thing on the way out a man with a plan panama
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:28 |
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Or just use white strips. They're only $20
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:29 |
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MrWillsauce posted:Or just use white strips. They're only $20 I see them for sale at the dollar store
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:30 |
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being a human being just about does it for me
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:30 |
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ok if i use the white strips on my teeth, can i then use them on my butthole? are they still good?
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:30 |
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nomadologique posted:ok if i use the white strips on my teeth, can i then use them on my butthole? are they still good? No, but they will work if you use them on your butt first and then your teeth.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:31 |
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I always get the order mixed up.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:31 |
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or just put blackface/tanner (depending on butthole hue) on the rest of your body to match the butthole. the reverse buttbleach
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:39 |
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Party-line voters, any party. Also people who assign absolute moral value to words, and are unwilling to recognize context.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:40 |
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Got a girlfriend and then went away for 8-10 years and returned and said she had ruined his life Like, I don't even know you anymore
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 22:54 |
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Too catholic to use birth control but not catholic enough not to have had four abortions. Announced this at the hen's night for another friend, making herself the centre of attention as usual. Came back from my flatmate's funeral and instead of asking how it was/how I was, wanted to borrow ten bucks and talk about her boyfriend. "Friends" with me because he "secretly" wants to bang me.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 23:08 |
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bigotry, gossip and exploitatively crass sexual talk are my big three
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 23:11 |
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Murder and/or pedophilia
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 23:27 |
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memy posted:still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever Contrarianism on the level of this retard, I think, might be the best example.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 23:31 |
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nomadologique posted:you never know a folk with heroin does? it's not exactly fun to hang outwith them while they're hosed up but if they're nottotal junkies you can just hang out with them when they're not hosed up. When they're not hosed up all they think about is getting hosed up, and how to scheme, rob and steal their way to their next dose. gently caress heroin.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 23:32 |
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Being a literal Nazi.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 23:52 |
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Docahedron posted:Murder and/or pedophilia but both cancel eachother out so we're still good, right?
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:12 |
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Green blood instead of black, a second eyeball above the lower proboscis, constantly emitting a high pitched shrieking sound, the usual stuff
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:21 |
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Pitdragon posted:Green blood instead of black, a second eyeball above the lower proboscis, constantly emitting a high pitched shrieking sound, the usual stuff i'm sorry i can' thear you over your low pitched droning!!!
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:25 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:Came back from my flatmate's funeral and instead of asking how it was/how I was, wanted to borrow ten bucks and talk about her boyfriend. Ur lucky ur het
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:30 |
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Using the word, "toxins" unironically. That's strikes 1-3.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:33 |
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Hired a new guy for my team and he wanted to fit in. We were always making crude tasteless jokes and stuff so maybe he thought he was in good company I don't know. All of a sudden he blurts out how he can't wait to piss off the muslims this year. How? By putting up a bunch of christmas lights! Why? Who the gently caress knows. He also mentioned how he'd hang raw bacon outside his door so "they" can't come complain about his extremely commonplace christmas lights that nobody cares about. Then he starts going on about how you aren't allowed to say "merry christmas this year" and everybody was calling him a loving idiot because in reality pretty much nobody gives a poo poo. Congrats new guy, you're promoted to working in the garbage room by yourself from now on haha
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:39 |
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The Fattest PI posted:Hired a new guy for my team and he wanted to fit in. We were always making crude tasteless jokes and stuff so maybe he thought he was in good company I don't know. All of a sudden he blurts out how he can't wait to piss off the muslims this year. How? By putting up a bunch of christmas lights! Why? Who the gently caress knows. He also mentioned how he'd hang raw bacon outside his door so "they" can't come complain about his extremely commonplace christmas lights that nobody cares about. Then he starts going on about how you aren't allowed to say "merry christmas this year" and everybody was calling him a loving idiot because in reality pretty much nobody gives a poo poo. That guys hilarious, make him a vp
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:42 |
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Blistex posted:Using the word, "toxins" unironically. That's strikes 1-3. also the word "detox"
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:51 |
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"clenase" huh?? yeah i got a few things i gotta cleanse too!!
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:57 |
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Multi-level marketing. I don't give a poo poo if you want to do Scentsy, The Body Shop at Home, Mona Vie or whatever, but I don't ever want to hear about it. Ever. Not even once.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:59 |
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People who define their personality/identity around some kind of media people who define their identity around their gender/sexual orientation people who define their identity around a sports team or nationalism I guess just people who don't have personalities of their own and have to have an outside force define it for them. Oh also guys with pubey beards that are always shedding everywhere and they lean over my food and shed in my food gently caress you.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 01:25 |
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Cannibalism is a major dealbreaker for me, OP. I won't abide it.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 02:40 |
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posting on Something Awful
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 02:44 |
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I've got two big ones. The first is people who don't tip, and claim it's out of a belief that the system in which tipping exists is hosed and so the best way to fix it is to dick over the server. gently caress that guy. The second is I don't like it when people rape my friends. I don't care that you're a rapist, we all have weird little kinks, you know? But don't rape people I like, ok? Just rape a stranger dude, it's not hard.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 02:50 |
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hugs that cross the line jokes about my lazy eye/salami breath 'popping in' unannounced is a dealbreaker sitting in my spot rudeness about my prescription bike seat
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 02:54 |
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a. what is salami breath is it what it sounds like? b. thought you said pooping in and was like wow yeah
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 03:00 |
You get a lifetime allocation of 'bro's to use via any mode of communication. if you exceed the limit you can't be my friend
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 03:58 |
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Man you guys all are so against cannibalism, how about you dont knock it till you try it?
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:49 |
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She decided to marry another dude after I had been her friend/doormat for 7 years, while secretly trying to gently caress her loving slut
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 04:21 |