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i know I have a lot of questions about modern life, so if other goons have either questions or answers about modern etiquette, post them in this thread. If a bathroom has a drain in the floor, is it true that the whole bathroom is technically a toilet and it's okay to just piss wherever?
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i'm thinking of changing my irl name to pollyanna pigwaste
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when passing behind someone in a narrow hall is it better to go crotch to crotch or crotch to butt?
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Smelly Bohemian posted:i know I have a lot of questions about modern life, so if other goons have either questions or answers about modern etiquette, post them in this thread. yes
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is it ok to get your dog drunk
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Crash_N_Burn posted:when passing behind someone in a narrow hall is it better to go crotch to crotch or crotch to butt? Crotch to butt, or butt to butt.
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www posted:is it ok to get your dog drunk yes
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www posted:is it ok to get your dog drunk no. but it's okay to get drunk and talk to your dog.
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LadyAmbien posted:no. but it's okay to get drunk and talk to your dog. actualy, dogs love being drunk. grow up
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Orkin Mang posted:actualy, dogs love being drunk. grow up My dog drank eggnog once and went through the entire drunk, wobbly, asleep, puking over the course of an hour.
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Nov 23, 2015 23:57
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Orkin Mang posted:actualy, dogs love being drunk. grow up i'm just jealous because i can't drink and i don't want the dogs having more fun than me.
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when the queen's youngest niece attends my dinner party, which of her titles should the butler first announce? edit: also can i wear white after labor day?
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Nov 23, 2015 23:59
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Can someone explain what to do with all these dern forks?
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Smelly Bohemian posted:If a bathroom has a drain in the floor, is it true that the whole bathroom is technically a toilet and it's okay to just piss wherever? Streets have drains. I think we just explained half of Indian culture op.
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LadyAmbien posted:i'm just jealous because i can't drink and i don't want the dogs having more fun than me. mabe u should grow up
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Nov 24, 2015 00:02
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Mozi posted:when the queen's youngest niece attends my dinner party, which of her titles should the butler first announce? AFAIK, the only title she holds is Lady only winter whites after labor day
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Nov 24, 2015 00:02
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thanks, i gotta go get my butler real quick. and change my clothes
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rock rock posted:Can someone explain what to do with all these dern forks? use the forks from the outside in
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ChairmanMeow posted:use the forks from the outside in Which one is for self-defense, though?
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If I found some ancient powerful scrolls would it be more polite to: 1. Tease everyone about the arcane knowledge they contain, but never tell anyone what's on them? Or 2. Share the contents of the scrolls with the posters on the something awful dot com forums? Tyvm. Bless.
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Smelly Bohemian posted:Which one is for self-defense, though? just come early and lick everyone's glass. This will keep them to loggy to attack. it's extremely rude to be rowdy during dinner. After dinner adjourn to the sitting room and use the pokers.
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Crash_N_Burn posted:when passing behind someone in a narrow hall is it better to go crotch to crotch or crotch to butt? It's considered very polite to touch a stranger's genitals w/ your butt.
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if my nose is really really itchy is it ok to just say 'excuse me, my nose really itches' and just scratch the hell out of it? (maybe the inside is itchy too)
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Crash_N_Burn posted:when passing behind someone in a narrow hall is it better to go crotch to crotch or crotch to butt? according to Jon Taffer, a doctor of bar science and the inventor of the butt funnel, it's crotch to crotch
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King of Bees posted:If I found some ancient powerful scrolls would it be more polite to: Release ancient, powerful knowledge to the people, let the curses flow, let the peons dissolve into liquid suffering.
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LadyAmbien posted:i'm just jealous because i can't drink and i don't want the dogs having more fun than me. whaaat you smoke weed though right
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