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So I'm approaching an anniversary with my wife in a few months, but I can't remember how many years we've been married. So like five years is tin maybe and 10 years is a rhino corpse or whatever, but what's the traditional gift for "we've been living together like since I can remember but we got married during a fight to prove a point?" Is it tin still? Do I just throw a jar of piss in her face?
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Solid Poopsnake posted:So I'm approaching an anniversary with my wife in a few months, but I can't remember how many years we've been married. So like five years is tin maybe and 10 years is a rhino corpse or whatever, but what's the traditional gift for "we've been living together like since I can remember but we got married during a fight to prove a point?" Is it tin still? Do I just throw a jar of piss in her face? Carve, "you made me do this," into your chest and kill yourself.
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Nov 24, 2015 00:57
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sexy lingerie idiot
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Nov 24, 2015 00:59
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www posted:sexy lingerie idiot this but two sizes too small.
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Nov 24, 2015 01:02
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I bet she'd live a new vacuum cleaner
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Nov 24, 2015 01:02
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get her a bbc
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Nov 24, 2015 01:11
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i saw on forensic files that if one were to "accidentally" ingest enough small doses of antifreeze that eventually their organs shut down. so maybe it is the level 5 adverse toxicity event anniversary 
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Nov 24, 2015 01:31
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I can't decide from these suggestions!
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Nov 24, 2015 02:17
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find out what shes alergic to, and get her a bunch of that.
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Nov 24, 2015 02:19
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A bushel of my dick, right.
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Nov 24, 2015 02:52
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surprise anal
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Nov 24, 2015 02:57
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pretty flowers! orange ones!
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Nov 24, 2015 03:19
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captainoblivious posted:surprise anal It's this OP
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Nov 24, 2015 04:04
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The answer is clearly Anal OP
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Nov 24, 2015 04:13
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A calendar.
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