I'm on a megabus.

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How u prefer to travel?
	Car
	Bus
	Aeroplane
	Hitchhiking 4 blowjobs

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Thx for posting pictures, OP it's like I'm really there.

# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:44

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Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Skeleton Ape posted:

Yeah high speed rail systems always make money, I have no idea why they don't keep building them

It would be valuable as a public good you jerk

So how often do Mega buses really get into horrific deadly accidents and why are there so many picture of smashed up bigass buses floating around

# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:49

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Germstore posted:

People have tried for years to get a high speed rail built between Chattanooga and Atlanta for decades. It's mutually beneficial; Chattanooga residents would get access to decent strip clubs and Atlanta would get more money from strip clubs.

this would be like printing money

# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:52

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

The chattanooga sexpress

# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:06

a retard: Jan 7, 2013; by Lowtax

in order to get decent high speed rail access across every metropolitan area in america you have to take all of the passenger rail access in europe and quadruple it. also we have planes now and why be redundant

# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:11

eSports Chaebol: Feb 22, 2005; Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

anyone who complains about megabus is a dolt. its fuckin first class bus service. try taking a greyhound. try taking a drat chinatown bus. then complain about the motherfuckin megabus

# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:13

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

eSports Chaebol posted:

anyone who complains about megabus is a dolt. its fuckin first class bus service. try taking a greyhound. try taking a drat chinatown bus. then complain about the motherfuckin megabus

the best poo poo in the bowl is still poo poo

# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:17

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

I enjoy driving so I prefer just driving the long trips, much more relaxing than dealing with the idiots and their god awful children that ALWAYS end up on a 12 hour bus ride!

# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:18

SEX BURRITO: Jun 30, 2007; Not much fun

Spuckuk posted:

We have the megabus in the UK as well. It's by far the cheapest and worst way to get across the country

Yeah but you can take advantage of Megabus Gold. You get free bottled water in the day, or get to sleep in a poo poo bunk bed next to a stranger at night.

I used to take the Megabus between London and Bristol all time at £1 each way. Nothing like being stuck on a double decker for hours on end without toilet stops.

# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:30

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Juanito posted:

Sitting in the back is a good idea with Megabus.

that is one mega banged up bus

# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:33

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Is megabus run by that fat austrailian guy

# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:36

Proposition Castle: Aug 9, 2004; Witty message goes here.

No it is run by Jim Dotmegabus

# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:38

Return Of JimmyJars: Jun 24, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

I have a tesla so I just turn on autopilot and goto sleep and set an alarm for when I'm getting near my destination. Sorry about being poor, lol

# ? Nov 25, 2015 20:38

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

I'm on a Negabus I'm 20i miles into the trip.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 20:40

www: Aug 4, 2010

Did OP survive?

# ? Nov 25, 2015 20:41

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

www posted:

Did OP survive?

No, didn't you see the picture of his bus?

# ? Nov 25, 2015 20:43

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

more like megafucked

ayyy lmao

# ? Nov 25, 2015 20:44

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

www posted:

Why cant americans ride the bus without pissing all over the place, what is wrong????

Because a typical Greyhound bus takes 36 hours to go where you can drive yourself in 8 and people go insane.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 20:47

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

GORDON posted:

Because a typical Greyhound bus takes 36 hours to go where you can drive yourself in 8 and people go insane.

Also lower chance of getting decapitated by another passenger

# ? Nov 25, 2015 20:50

Science Rocket: Sep 4, 2006; Putting the Flash in Flash Man

Wait is this poll asking if we're hitchhiking and refusing to get in cars unless they give us blowjobs too? :confused:

Or are we hitchhiking to places where we get blowjobs? I may need to edit my answer

# ? Nov 25, 2015 20:51

goat manilla: Nov 13, 2003

What's the catch with one of these? Can I get across the country for a dollar?

# ? Nov 25, 2015 20:55

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

www posted:

Did OP survive?

No im dead.

RicochetD20 posted:

Wait is this poll asking if we're hitchhiking and refusing to get in cars unless they give us blowjobs too? Or are we hitchhiking to places where we get blowjobs? I may need to edit my answer

Nonononono. You trade blowjobs for rides. OBVIOUSLY.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:42

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Not_Rainbow_Horse: Nov 11, 2013

Nathilus posted:

Nonononono. You trade blowjobs for rides. OBVIOUSLY.

But that's not how you worded it, OPs ghost.

edit: voted all

# ? Nov 26, 2015 10:46

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