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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Is it true they dont really enjoy it that much and just act like they do on porno and stuff

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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Women don't enjoy sex much in general in my experience. ymmv

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

the trump tutelage posted:

Women don't enjoy sex much in general in my experience. ymmv

<5" identified

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


symbolic posted:

i'd eat pussy to get the chance to eat pussy

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I would like to eat two pussies, with the the two women awkwardly and passive aggressively vying for the majority of my attention while trying not to get too close to each other and treating me like an object :allears:

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
my last girl didn't like it and i've calcified that into a lot of mistrust

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
$10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

the trump tutelage posted:

Women don't enjoy sex much in general in my experience. ymmv

i have had the exact opposite experience

btw ladies, im single :kamina:

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



What'ya got?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

a bay posted:

Is it true they dont really enjoy it that much and just act like they do on porno and stuff

Cunnilingus is pointless in porn. All you see is the back of some dudes head or a guy flipping the bean with the tip of his tongue like he's trying to lick the cocktail sauce off a spoiled oyster. Like stick your loving face in there you little bitch, eat that poo poo like you mean it.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Cunnilingus is pointless in porn. All you see is the back of some dudes head or a guy flipping the bean with the tip of his tongue like he's trying to lick the cocktail sauce off a spoiled oyster. Like stick your loving face in there you little bitch, eat that poo poo like you mean it.

whoah

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
To make sure it's nice and wet for when I put my pee pee in

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
because it's the done thing apparently

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Is this trying to be a lowbrow skylark thread

ubachung
Jul 30, 2006
breakfast

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Fun, OP. I don't need any other motivation. It helps me de-stress and feel powerful.

Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods
For five or ten minutes OP. Then she usually wants the D

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

for -$10

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014

prostitution is wrong

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