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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Hello, happy Thanksgiving. Please list things you are happy for in this thread.


I am happy for the Big Ten's best coach, Mark Dantonio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBlgN85wB6U

And I am happy for top 5 quarterback Matthew Stafford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjXWEAgbhGo

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
I'm thankful for Lane Kiffin

he scores more and gets hated harder

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

jeff triplette and his elastic lips

thanks for it.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
I am thankful for my geriatric football team.

I am thankful for my very excited backup quarterback.

I am thankful that nobody has stolen Richrod from Arizona yet.

I am thankful for Sundays spent with my wife watching redzone.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I am thankful for Thanksgiving football.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I am thankful for my head coach who looks like Javier Bardem in Skyfall.

I am thankful for Khalil Mack who looks like a child's drawing of a person given life and stuffed with broken bricks.

I am thankful for Derek Carr and his dreamy eyes.

I am thankful for whichever deity gave Charles Woodson eternal youth.

I am thankful for that time Aldon Smith hobbled a rapist by jumping on his ankle.

I am thankful for football.

I am thankful for you guys :unsmith:

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I'm thankful the Chiefs were able to recover from losing there best offensive player, and somehow play well enough to be in playoff contention.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

I'm thankful for good food, warm blankets and Jim Bob Cooter.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




I am thankful for a lot of things!

I am thankful for my family, our relatively good health this year, and thankful my brother and I are both getting opportunities to try out new career opportunities.

I am thankful for football and TFF bros teaching me lots about football.

I am thankful for my New England Patriots and the constant and undeserved joy they bring me.

All things considered, things are pretty great!

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Thank you Satan for coaching my team.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I am thankful for that funny loving game

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

I'm thankful for the Cougs looking like a decent team this year.

I'm thankful for the Seahawks still being better than the 49ers.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
I am thankful that one day I will die and won't have to watch the Eagles anymore.

I also know that immediately after that they will go on to be the next New England patriots.


Oh and I guess I like TFF a lot too because you put up with my shitposting.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

You guys get me. We all get each other.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I'm thankful for chaos, xort, and tff

Also for whisenhunt being fired

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I'm thankful that Jerry Jones had the courage to stand with Greg Hardy

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
When Kelvin Benjamin went down, I thought this season was going bad, bad places. I could not have been more wrong in every single respect. I am thankful for Cam Newton, how awesome he is, and how much he enrages total squares.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


The Mighty Northwestern Wildcats are 9-2.

Jay Cutler just outplayed Aaron Rodgers on Favre Night.

Football owns.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I'm thankful that Marcus Mariota doesn't suck.

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

Im thankful for the Packers being good for most of my life.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I'm thankful the Packers lost, but ungrateful because that was the only game I skipped. :sigh:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I'm thankful I'm in purgatory instead of hell.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

effectual posted:

I'm thankful I'm in purgatory instead of hell.

I'm thankful I don't have to watch NFL games in hell.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I am thankful for my really good football team

Also my really bad one

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I am thankful for Rex Ryan.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

I am thankful for the undefeated Carolina Panthers and how they're allowing me to forget that the University of South Carolina fields a football team.

I am thankful the college football season effectively ends for me tomorrow, and that our current piece of poo poo coaching staff will be exiled from Columbia.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
I am thankful for all my good posting friends! I'm also thankful for having the league's best running back and linebacker!

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
I'm thankful for my dog, because he gives an excuse to go for a walk halfway through (the first quarter of) a 49ers game.

A nice, long walk.

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