- ANIME IS BLOOD
- Sep 4, 2008
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by zen death robot
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That would actually be pretty tame and reasonable for my uncle to say.
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Nov 27, 2015 02:46
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- a misanthrope
- Jun 21, 2010
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Luckily I have this memorized.
"This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.
I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.
After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.
On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.
After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables, thanks to the local police department.
And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Facebook and the Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM is BAD and the government can't do anything right."
a classic
i love it
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Nov 27, 2015 02:49
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- KillTylerDurden
- May 15, 2004
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I watched Fight Club one too many times.
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Lunge at him with my knife.
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Nov 27, 2015 03:39
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- Robbie Fowler
- May 31, 2011
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poo poo on his plate to assert dominance
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Nov 27, 2015 03:45
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- King of Bees
- Dec 28, 2012
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Gravy Boat 2k
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That's when I reach for my revolver.
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Nov 27, 2015 04:32
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- GORILLA BASTARD
- Jun 20, 2005
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by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
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Luckily I have this memorized.
"This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.
I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.
After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.
On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.
After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables, thanks to the local police department.
And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Facebook and the Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM is BAD and the government can't do anything right."
Can we be friends? No homo.
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Nov 27, 2015 04:38
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- Robo Reagan
- Feb 12, 2012
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by Fluffdaddy
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my uncle is dead so my first reaction would be to prepare to slay a necromancer
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Nov 27, 2015 04:52
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- Fister Roboto
- Feb 21, 2008
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I'd mumble "gently caress you got mine" under my breath while imagining that I'm laying down some sick burns like all my posts in D&D and everyone would stand up and clap.
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Nov 27, 2015 05:34
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- Moon Atari
- Dec 26, 2010
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*surrounded by family who only want to spend some time with me* (internally) "You fuckers I bet you're all thinking racist thoughts. C'mon shitheads enough pleasantries, it's time for one of you to obliquely diss socialism so I can feel justified in my hatred of you."
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