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Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
How do I get the smell out? I already threw away the seat cover, but the stench still lingers... the seat is also a little damp

oh, and my fiancé sat it in and now he smells like poo poo

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
burn the car, grandma, and fiance. it is the only way to be sure.

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

I smell like waste of digested nursing home food. Why is it so wet

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

I swear even the poo poo smells like old people

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
That's gold Jerry

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Why haven't you moved out of driving range from your family? Where's your biological imperatives?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Just smile and be grateful that you got any inheritance at all

Tyrannosword
Sep 15, 2006

Fallen Rib
Don't worry, it's not really your problem any more. Your Grandma's marked her territory so legally the car belongs to her now anyway.

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

The Goatfather posted:

Just smile and be grateful that you got any inheritance at all

inhershitance

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i think ur supposed to stay aware of ur grandmas bowel time table, p much like u would with a dog to it doesnt poo poo n piss all over ur home furnishings

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

i hope you rubbed grandma's nose in it to teach her not to do it again.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
sell me the car

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

The Goatfather posted:

Just smile and be grateful that you got any inheritance at all

lol she's broke as poo poo

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
make your own poop on the car seat to counter act the old lady poop

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Fusilli Jerry posted:

lol she's broke as poo poo

Leave that old whore in a ditch

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

now youre a man, son

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May 27, 2004



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chow down on the old goat's pussy!

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
grandma poo poo. so what

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

well, poo poo in her car, then. not a difficult response.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

you should probably clean it up

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i hear this jen girl has a poo fetish

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Happy Thanksgiving!

KillTylerDurden
May 15, 2004
I watched Fight Club one too many times.
Beat that bitch's rear end.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





eat her bowels

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
You let your fiance sit in the poo poo-damp seat? Thats hosed up. I would break up with u.

platonicbackrub
Sep 8, 2015

my nan's dead op. checkmate.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
put your sorrys in a sack, mister!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
these pretzels are killing me!

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
He's breathtaking

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Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

Nathilus posted:

You let your fiance sit in the poo poo-damp seat? Thats hosed up. I would break up with u.

You might be right

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