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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




They've conveniently numbered some of the states we can do without. How nice of them :3:

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Live in 2 and never known anyone who has gotten into a black friday fight.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
theyve started introducing black friday here in sweden now too. It's not as big as in america yet but I guess some slightly cheaper stuff is nice

I bought a real cheap jar of peanut butter

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Zzulu posted:

theyve started introducing black friday here in sweden now too. It's not as big as in america yet but I guess some slightly cheaper stuff is nice

I bought a real cheap jar of peanut butter

How cheap? I'll kill you for it!

praxis
Aug 1, 2003

Zzulu posted:

theyve started introducing black friday here in sweden now too. It's not as big as in america yet but I guess some slightly cheaper stuff is nice

I bought a real cheap jar of peanut butter

That's how it starts. "Oh look, kladdkaka is on sale at ICA." Next thing you know, you're braining an 80 year old woman just to save 3 kronor on a bread maker.

praxis fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Nov 27, 2015

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

How cheap? I'll kill you for it!

gently caress you its mine. I saw it first. .

**starts flailing wildly**

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
Don't you guys just do your shopping the year before on Boxing day?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugzHJHhjhgM

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

America.mp4

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

lol

loving whites

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


This is FAKE do not be fooled. The lady comes from the right, she was already in the store. The woman and child come from the aisle up top they already have boxes and were already in the store. There is a black mark on the ground where the woman try to stay at..it is a stage mark..now this is hopefully just a stupid Jimmy Kimmel stunt, but I fear there is a darker reason..you are being lied to, this was staged. Plus of course the woman walked right by 3-4 boxes just lying on the ground..Wanna get mad..get mad at the bastards that are lying to us!

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

What, you guys have never punted your fellow man with steel toed boots to have first whack at that cheap chinese walmart flatscreen?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Vertical Lime posted:

Time to bust out the classics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB-CFFM68zs

An employee was trampled to death while this was being filmed

Also lol red states



ofc because by every metric imaginable the red states are shittier

praxis
Aug 1, 2003

JB50 posted:

This is FAKE do not be fooled. The lady comes from the right, she was already in the store. The woman and child come from the aisle up top they already have boxes and were already in the store. There is a black mark on the ground where the woman try to stay at..it is a stage mark..now this is hopefully just a stupid Jimmy Kimmel stunt, but I fear there is a darker reason..you are being lied to, this was staged. Plus of course the woman walked right by 3-4 boxes just lying on the ground..Wanna get mad..get mad at the bastards that are lying to us!

FALSE FLAG! JADE HELM!!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Moridin920 posted:

ofc because by every metric imaginable the red states are shittier

especially when the metric is made up by a lovely click-bait site

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

especially when the metric is made up by a lovely click-bait site

doesn't matter; what's good about the south?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Moridin920 posted:

doesn't matter; what's good about the south?

Food. Weather too.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Moridin920 posted:

doesn't matter; what's good about the south?

We don't have coal rollers or you.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

which can be easily recreated elsewhere

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


I am the woman that steals from a kid and then plays the hapless victim

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope everyone dies

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Germstore posted:

Black Friday hasn't had deals worth killing for in years.

it was never about the deals

it was always about the killin

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
20 years from now black friday shopping trips will be indistinguishable from mad max warboys going on a raid

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Alan Smithee posted:

it was never about the deals

it was always about the killin

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
Canadian Black Friday :allears:

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?



I dont know what those are but you probably dont need three of them

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