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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


jeff smisek posted:

He doesn't like anything. maybe golf? What do you get an angry, homophobic, racist 50-something dude for xmas? shirts are out of the question bc we just went to macys last week so all set in that arena. Also he smokes a lot of weed and really only eats cheeseburgers and spaghetti made with Hunts tomato sauce

ok thanks bye

Ask him if he's got archives.

Also. :synpa:

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Get him a pot leaf speedo.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
Hire a prostitute to dom and peg him.

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
A new Weber charcoal grill. Dads love that poo poo and the old one is always wobbly and falling apart.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


A forum account so he will find out you are gay.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
A son he can be proud of.

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