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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

wiffle ball bat posted:

a whole generation of weirdos with fat moms chasing after that double wide heart disease rear end what birthed them, its shameful

Hey thanks for the analysis Freud

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wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
the internet is a safe space where i shouldnt have to look at fat people unless im mocking their lifestyle in an effort to salvage my own tattered self image.

i like a big shapely rear end and all let's just keep it hwp ok. all things in moderation.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Gonna go with: not enough

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sandwich: low effort, wnb.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kindergarten Camp posted:

Was it a good sandwich? And what kind?

i think four thanks for asking

Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?
Well including the lady at subway, that makes it about 5

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
hundreds, but they are all your mom

Saeka
Jul 2, 2007

I'm a man that loves the simple things. Sunhats. Boba. Dresses.

Professor Shark posted:

I love you too man

lol at wiffle bat's psychotic break down that I'm taking credit for inducing

I hope his psychiatrist writes down PAWG? Investigate later... during one of his many sessions

Going to need a name... for... uh.... science.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Who is that? Coco? Who dat is?
Umm, for science

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Oct 30, 2009

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I was the meat in a woman sandwich iykwim


(Points to dong)

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Seeing how hamburgers, tacos, and pizzas are all sandwiches and I have no way of knowing if females or other inferior races are working the line at the thousands of fast food joints I've visited throughout my lifetime, I'd have to guess it's more than 69.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
i remember this thread

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
My mom, some Subway lady and otherwise, I make em myself, hard and fast just like i like em.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

moose face posted:

That butt is far too big for my tastes but shes otherwise relatively thin. Is there even anything a woman could do about that? Is it possible to be overweight but carry all of that extra weight jn your butt?

shouldnt you still be banned for child abuse idiot

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Too many to count

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


please dont doxx pics of my wife making me a microwaved cheese sandwich

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
Now that I think about it I don't think my wife has ever made me a sandwich! Unless a bagel with cream cheese count or egg on toast counts.

Also I once dated a Korean girl who claimed she didn't know how to make a sandwich. We didn't date long enough for me to find out...

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

moose face posted:

That butt is far too big for my tastes but shes otherwise relatively thin. Is there even anything a woman could do about that? Is it possible to be overweight but carry all of that extra weight jn your butt?
It's possible if you have the pear-shaped genes.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
is it hard for her to keep balance when she walks

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

is it hard for her to keep balance when she walks

With that low a center of gravity she is probably stable as hell.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
her sweatpants look like a sack filled with nickels

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Well, I wouldn't exactly call your mom a "woman", OP :grin:

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

the girl at the subway is p cute

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
No woman has yet mastered the art of making me into a sandwich

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
idk OP but literally scores of women have kissed my CIF championship ring when I was a sr in high school it was p cool

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Moridin920 posted:

idk OP but literally scores of women have kissed my CIF championship ring when I was a sr in high school it was p cool

huh, didnt know that powerbottoming was considered a CIF sport

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Nooner posted:

huh, didnt know that powerbottoming was considered a CIF sport

:iceburn:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

huh, didnt know that powerbottoming was considered a CIF sport

:thurman:

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

huh, didnt know that powerbottoming was considered a CIF sport


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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

rear end probably fake, that a fake rear end

that's what chicks do nowadays, they inject they asses with plastic and dirt and stuff so they can look disproportionate on social media, in many ways hitler should have won the war

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