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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

StashAugustine posted:

so like paul newman in the sting?

I never knew they were a couple.

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Name a child Bank of America Presents (last name)

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Nice, I love LOTR (lord of the rings)

rio
Mar 20, 2008

TK-42-1 posted:

I met a crunchy white hippie family who named their son either Django or Jango. I never asked which because they're both embarrassing as heck.

Django is the name of a legendary guitarist (Django Reinhardt) so there is a chance that it is not lame.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


somebody post that picture of the hot white pregnant lady with her name choices on a blackboard tia

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



rio posted:

Django is the name of a legendary guitarist (Django Reinhardt) so there is a chance that it is not lame.

I thought about that. I hope that's the case for his sake. Even if it's not he can just pretend.

These people also sparked a J on the catamaran to snorkel Molokai.

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
basically non biblical names are garbage

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ASSASSINS! posted:

basically non biblical names are garbage

Wendy is okay, imo, even though it came from Peter Pan.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Wendy is okay, imo, even though it came from Peter Pan.

im pretty sure peter pan is part of the bible

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ASSASSINS! posted:

basically non biblical names are garbage

Lol OK

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kumo posted:

Ex-friend. You mean your ex-friend.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I'm trying to think which name is the worst, but I can't decide.

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.


It looks like maybe it's not too late for her to have an abortion instead

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
Hmm I just suddenly realized I don't know what's worse: The terrible hipster names or the terrible videogame names

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Pitdragon posted:

Hmm I just suddenly realized I don't know what's worse: The terrible hipster names or the terrible videogame names

I'd rather be named Mario or Luigi than McKarty or Taylee

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


i can't wait for all these kids with terrible nerd names to grow up and become normal reality game show-watching NYT Best Seller-reading boring white people

imagine a real estate agent named Daenarys

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Ok, I'm naming my daughter Remington and my son Browning. If I have twins, they will be named smith and wesson.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm gonna name my kid Gary because I had a really cool bus driver named Gary in 6th grade. Still have yet to meet a cooler dude.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm gonna name my kid Gary because I had a really cool bus driver named Gary in 6th grade. Still have yet to meet a cooler dude.
anyone named Gary is a bamf

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
im going to name my kid ash and he's going to sic a pitbull on gary

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
People should go back to beating nerds up. Ive had enough of then.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

TK-42-1 posted:

I met a crunchy white hippie family who named their son either Django or Jango. I never asked which because they're both embarrassing as heck.

My friends little bro is named django . I think his parents are white hippies.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Robo Reagan posted:

im going to name my kid ash and he's going to sic a pitbull on gary

Bring it bithc

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
I named my kids anakin and c3po im such a nerd lmao

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Anyone named Gary is automatically a nerd. I can't take that name seriously since fallout 3.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
I knew a poor bastard who's parents named him Aragorn. He just dropped the second 'r' and told people he was Spanish.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

The Dregs posted:

I knew a poor bastard who's parents named him Aragorn. He just dropped the second 'r' and told people he was Spanish.

Hah, poor bastard's more mature than the people responsible for raising him. But seriously all names sound stupid if you say them enough times or with a sarcastic voice or whatever.

I mean, not stupider than Aragorn, but still...

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
hello yes nice to meet you my name is James, Bideo James *sips cocktail*

Caeks
Dec 27, 2009

My last name is Stone, and I want to name my son Rocky. Daughter Obsidian. Yes I want them to get beat the gently caress out of. If I can't get through to them that life sucks, with those names someone will.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

proof of concept posted:

hello yes nice to meet you my name is James, Bideo James *sips cocktail*

lol

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Edgar posted:

Ok, I'm naming my daughter Remington and my son Browning. If I have twins, they will be named smith and wesson.

If you have conjoined twins you can name them Luger and Ruger

You can tell them apart b/c twin on the Left is Luger, twin on the Right is Ruger

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
if lowtax makes me mod of gbs i will name my first born Something Awful LLC

Eustace Tilly
Jul 2, 2006

Title text (up to 250 chars before image tag)
Dorf on Getting Beat Up All the Time

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Know a couple that named their daughter Liliana Zelda. These are references to a character from Magic the Gathering and obviously the Zelda franchise respectively.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
:sever:

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