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VendaGoat posted:Now I gotta talk to a priest about the details of my JO sess? Eh, you confess you wacked off and had some impure thoughts and confess all your other sins then you say a couple Hail Marys and Our Fathers and you're good to go until you sin again. The catch is you have to be genuinely sorry for your sins to be absolved, God knows if you're faking sincerity.
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I might just jerk off again to just how loving manipulative that poo poo you just posted is. I mean, that's like PUA poo poo, that works. Some guy in a darkened booth, listening to the whole community's jerking and sexing poo poo. Because, God said so. 
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VendaGoat posted:I might just jerk off again to just how loving manipulative that poo poo you just posted is. Praying 4 u
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Hector Beerlioz posted:The catch is you have to be genuinely sorry for your sins to be absolved, God knows if you're faking an orgasm.
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It better be in wedlock for the sole purpose of creating a child
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Hector Beerlioz posted:It better be in wedlock for the sole purpose of creating a child imagine if you followed that rule and you had your one gently caress every 1.5 years and your husband just knocks you up in two minutes flat and then rolls over and goes to sleep
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Dec 24, 2015 07:24
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I'm horny alf
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Is JO train terminology?
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Just looked it up, I was thinking of HO scale. Looks like I've got egg on my face
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Is JO train terminology? Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Just looked it up, I was thinking of HO scale. Looks like I've got egg on my face  You weren't wrong, my man
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Tactical Lesbian posted:AREN'T THEY THOUGH??? Omg! his face is way too chubby.
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:
this must be what crashed that amtrak train ! slippycum!!
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Can't we just have a porn thread and get it over already?
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:
I guess I had more than one kind of egg on my face!
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Dec 24, 2015 10:12
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I'm still horny where are the beitches
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MiracleWhale posted:imagine if you followed that rule and you had your one gently caress every 1.5 years and your husband just knocks you up in two minutes flat and then rolls over and goes to sleep Honey, is that you?
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jacking off in parking lots is how you get on the sex offender registry
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fourteen hundred posted:goonfession: i used to crank off while driving and also high on adderall. ama Where do babies come from?
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Baxter posted:does that happen to women? Yes because there are a lot of clingy dudes who don't understand the difference between physical and emotional intimacy
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I'm so goddamn horny t'crack o' dawn better be careful 'round me.
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Think of baseball op
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Aesop Poprock posted:Yes because there are a lot of clingy dudes who don't understand the difference between physical and emotional intimacy A big secret with crowds of "normal people" (people who regularly engage in activities that put them into positive, productive social engagement) gently caress each other all the time and it's just not a big deal. When a woman says "Oh I could never sleep with a friend", what they mean is "Even if I were horny and needed a quick screw I wouldn't have sex with you." Tons of my friends who I'd consider "normal" (but again, not disgusting, and fun to be around) hook up with each other all the time.
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So how is OP doing? I'm very concerned about his sexual health
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If my dry streak continues I'm just going to start opening with, "Look, do you want to gently caress or not?"
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VendaGoat posted:If my dry streak continues I'm just going to start opening with, "Look, do you want to gently caress or not?" Usually works for me, hth
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We have a booty thread???
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ubachung posted:We have a booty thread??? gonna need a link, thanks in advance
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are you guys retdatred or smonthing u fck http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3753613&pagenumber=9#lastpost
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Zzulu posted:are you guys retdatred or smonthing u fck rude
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