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Thank god he cleaned himself out beforehand. Wouldn't want to not be able to use a butt Sharpie again.
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SirEvelynTremble posted:enough of this charaderie!!! Post: Busted
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 06:47 |
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Korean Boomhauer posted:i see two aliens staring at a bong
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 06:51 |
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OpaqueEcho posted:what are you the penis police
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:04 |
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enjoy Gay Bowel Syndrome OP, repent before its too late
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:06 |
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:Post: Busted hey guess what im not really 14 you dumb fucker
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:42 |
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Well at least the OP's colon didn't fall out in the shower like a different goon.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:50 |
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Just sit down and have a drink OP. ... Dammit OP!
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:56 |
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aliens...
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 07:59 |
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Say Nothing posted:Shine a flashlight up there to see if you can see it. how do you even get a flashlight that deep?
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 08:01 |
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The first thing you need to know about Gay Bowel Syndrome is people call it GBS for short
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 08:06 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:how do you even get a flashlight that deep?
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 08:07 |
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you should have used a dry erase marker. at least with those the gayness isn't permanent.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 11:04 |
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After two lengthy SA threads about the dangers of rectal foreign bodies, why would you do something so dumb? Your butthole will be black now, congratulations.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 13:44 |
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Chill bro you havent done any damage to your anus it stretches to do a big poo if you think a out it, may i educate you in to the delights of prostate massage, your friends were correct massaging your prostrate via your anus while masturbating (you called it "frapping" in uk its called wanking) gives really intense orgasims. The prostate (male Gspot) can be massaged with a finger via the rectum with suitabl lube either water based or any slic hand or body cream.No need to take purging laxatives as following doing a poo any feces will not be in the rectum. Prostate massage isng a gay thing as many straight guys get just as much pleasure from this as do gay guys. You just need to remember not to insett anything jnto your anus that has sharp edges or is small enough to get lost up there as will result in an embarrassing trip to the hospital ER (casualty uk) will be needed to retrieve it. Prostate massage is difficult with fingers as its about 3inch in. I discovered the delights of prostate .massage at about your age.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 14:43 |
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You were a boy. You're a man now.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 15:41 |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:You shouldn't have used a permanent marker if you didn't want the feeling to last forever.
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