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this is mumphrey in the morning. good mumphrey to you i got a tip from an anonymous whistleblower that posting here in the cloudy trout has gotten a bit "unfocused" or "lovely". well you know what we can all do better so let's work together and make this cloud a brainstorm so we can make the best posts we cab things we can post about? current events -scotty weiland is the latest guy to shuffle off to the ol' boneyard. more like stone temple die-lots?? -terrorists/murderers....do we need em? mysteries of life -the world is not all it seems -lizard men giving us what for -steel beans -tunnels in the earth leading to knowledge and other planets we've never eve heard of celebrity gossip -jerry mumphrey??!! anyways this is your forum, i'm just in charge of it! throw out those suggestions and remember, there are no bad ideas. well there are, and if you say one you're gonna get an earful ok gang, jerry mumphrey on 3 1..2...3....
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hey jerry long time listener first time caller do the lizard people have a subculture where they dress up as humans and do kinky poo poo? it sounds like something they'd do
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Hi I would like to know about steel beans and tunnels to other worlds. Thanks, I'll just hang up and listen.
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i dont know where you get off telling us what we should know or what we should talk about
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Dec 4, 2015 16:25
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Can we talk about how the NFL is rigged?
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Dec 4, 2015 16:27
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I love the show, Mumphry. How fast is the cloud? Will posts be funnier now? Is this all a ruse? I'll take my answer off the air.
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Dec 4, 2015 16:27
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Big fan here Jerry nice to talk to you. What's your opinion on bears?
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Dec 4, 2015 16:31
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*calls u up but only plays the John Cena theme so i can make a video for my Youtube prank channel
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Dec 4, 2015 16:33
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Jerry quarter profits are down we're gonna have to left some of the staff go.
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Dec 4, 2015 16:35
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okay, i'm booked for two hours. you guys know the rules. you can look but you can't touch. now who's first?
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Dec 4, 2015 16:38
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I've heard rumors that jerry mumphrey is scott weiland/a lizard man, confirm/deny?
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Dec 4, 2015 16:41
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... SAVAGE
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Dec 4, 2015 16:41
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Microwaves Mom posted:Jerry quarter profits are down we're gonna have to left some of the staff go. I'd like to take this opportunity to remind Jerry that I am a long time employee and valuable member of the team
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Dec 4, 2015 16:43
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Courtney love killed Scott Wieland and I have proof
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Dec 4, 2015 16:44
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good morning! hey jerry, long time listener, first time caller. i kicked things off today with a real-life feel good story about my balls. its pretty lame and lovely but my balls feel loving great!
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Dec 4, 2015 16:46
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'd like to take this opportunity to remind Jerry that I am a long time employee and valuable member of the team Meaning we have to pay you slightly more than the others....
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Dec 4, 2015 16:48
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Mad Monk posted:Hi george bush and his cronies put steel beans in airline food so that the passengers get heavy and they have to charge more for jet fuel. or so the legend goes
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Dec 4, 2015 16:48
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a stone temple? pilot? i'm sorry op but that just doesn't add up
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Dec 4, 2015 16:49
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stone temples can't melt jet pilots
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Captain Yossarian posted:Big fan here Jerry nice to talk to you. What's your opinion on bears? bears are great, theyre just giant dogs and if you treat them that way you'll be delighted. i have two myself, a grizzley named jer bear and a polar named mumph. they're the light of my life
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Microwaves Mom posted:Jerry quarter profits are down we're gonna have to left some of the staff go. thank god
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dad gay. so what posted:good morning! hey jerry, long time listener, first time caller. i kicked things off today with a real-life feel good story about my balls. its pretty lame and lovely but my balls feel loving great! sorry i missed that it sounds like a fascinating yarn. the best stories are the ones that are personally meaningful to us so they can be about anything really
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Is this public access radio? I'm trying to get ahold of Click and Clack for some car talk. Please respond.
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Here's a secret for you: if you try to journey to the center of the earth, you might find one of the mysterious portals to another world. This is where Obama is keeping his secret army of lizard monsters. Now I gotta go on the run from the lizard secret police
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ChrisHansen posted:Here's a secret for you: if you try to journey to the center of the earth, you might find one of the mysterious portals to another world. Too late.
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Dec 4, 2015 16:55
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Crazyeyes posted:Is this public access radio? I'm trying to get ahold of Click and Clack for some car talk. Please respond. its a meeting. you've been warned twice about showing up for work high. you're fired
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Crazyeyes posted:Is this public access radio? I'm trying to get ahold of Click and Clack for some car talk. Please respond.
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i'm going to get so drunk today lmao
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'm going to get so drunk today lmao Hell yeah thats what meetings are all about. *opens clipboard shaped whiskey flask and begins to drink from it*
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:its a meeting. you've been warned twice about showing up for work high. you're fired Please no, Jerry! I really need this job! It's the holidays!  symbolic posted:one of them is dead but i forget if it's click or clack so i guess i'll leave you in the dark sorry Pretty sure it was Clack. He's turning over carburetors at the big garage in the sky now.
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Dec 4, 2015 17:01
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i shoulda been jerry mumphrey damnit, i had the degree i had the network i was screwed damnit, i am twice the jerry mumphrey as you will ever be
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Dec 4, 2015 17:01
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Crazyeyes posted:
more like Click and Croak amirite?
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i shoulda been jerry mumphrey damnit, i had the degree i had the network i was screwed damnit, i am twice the jerry mumphrey as you will ever be you talk the talk but do you mumph the mumph? didn't think so.
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whatever, if you guys cant take this seriously then i'm not going to bother. sorry for trying to help
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