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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Think I have morning sickness, poo poo.

Can you take the morning after pill like a few months after?
Or am I going to have to see a doctor about this?

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

keep the baby and become the real Microwave Mom

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

keep the baby and become the real Microwave Mom

Microwave's mom is actually his step-mom so that wouldn't work out too well.

God I can feel the vomit in my esophagus

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
duluth trading company underwear saved my balls

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
You can take the morning after pill whenever you want, just put it in your mouth and swallow it. Cheers

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

dad gay. so what posted:

duluth trading company underwear saved my balls

im a hanes man myself. tell me, are duluth underwears much more expensive? the commercial sells it. i too want to be a burly hairy man in comfortable underwear, effortlessly pole dancing.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Cantaloupe posted:

You can take the morning after pill whenever you want, just put it in your mouth and swallow it. Cheers

yeah but will it kill it?
Or make me end up with something like Tezzor?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
um, god here - please save the baby for now, once you've popped the sucker out you can kill it and i'll sort it out no problemo

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
First trimester abortions are p chill, just get one of those.

If you are not "prochoice" take the gamble and just take severe teratogens....a course of accutane oughta do the trick. Don't wait though, gotta attack that little fucker in the first trimester if you wnna kill it. Otherwise you'll end up w Tezzor

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
The health benefits of eating the placenta clearly outweigh the risks of child birth.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
babies are fun op

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

First trimester abortions are p chill, just get one of those.

If you are not "prochoice" take the gamble and just take severe teratogens....a course of accutane oughta do the trick. Don't wait though, gotta attack that little fucker in the first trimester if you wnna kill it. Otherwise you'll end up w Tezzor

Thanks for the advice popping pills RN.

Gonna kill that lil Tezzor before it gets a chance to post.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

I'm pooing at work atm

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dr.acula posted:

I'm pooing at work atm

yes we can read your posts. pnwed

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Just vomit and get it over with. You'll feel a lot better once it's over with.

Protip: extend two fingers and curl your hand like your trying to scratch an itch. Now put your hand in your mouth toward the back of your throat. Stroke it like you're trying to get a g-spot or pull a hard to reach tag.

Easy road to pukesville, OP. :barf:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

im a hanes man myself. tell me, are duluth underwears much more expensive? the commercial sells it. i too want to be a burly hairy man in comfortable underwear, effortlessly pole dancing.

yeah i guess its more expensive, but i would have paid $50 a pair if i knew my balls would feel this good

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
How come your name is microwaves mom but your av is an oven woman?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dr.acula posted:

I'm pooing at work atm

second

happy friday lmbo

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

dr.acula posted:

I'm pooing at work atm

This, but during class.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i dont need to poo right now but i might have to later

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

How come your name is microwaves mom but your av is an oven woman?

Microwave OVEN duh

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Tricky D posted:

Microwave OVEN duh

It looks like an oven not a microwave

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thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
Morning sickness? Oh, I thought this was an alcohol thread. Just get it out girl. If You are lucky someone will hold your hair.

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