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Hi GBS, I know this is more of an E/N thread but I just feel you guys more. Anyway, I got these two guy friends, total bros. They don't know each other, but I am friends with both and they have a lot in common. I mean check this poo poo out: *Both are total gun nuts. Checkin' out their Facebooks: Profile, Banner, and 1st wall photo all guns guns guns. *Both are rockin some facial hair. Epic beards rolling up in here. *Dudes are political as poo poo. Both make use of that banner of red white and blue. *They love hangin out with some bros. When these two ain't straddling a gun in their pictures, they are in some sort of group photo. *Both dislike women as a people. Yeah, not really cool with this one, but you know people ain't perfect. So you see, these two would just be perfect for each other, but there is one problem: one is an Oathkeeper and the other is a member of ISIS. How do I get these two dudes to get past their differences and start going on hot dates together, GBS?
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is the non-isis one under 14? just get them within the vicinity of each other
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Dec 7, 2015 17:08
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Man, I really want to see these two gently caress
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Dec 7, 2015 17:09
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Have them bond over something they are both sure to hate, like this thread for example. Just show them this thread and they will be elbow deep in each others assholes in no time
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Dec 7, 2015 17:10
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Follow up question GBS, got two friends you just want to see gently caress?
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Dec 7, 2015 17:10
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Act as a man-in-the-middle go-between, send messages from each to the other substituting "Allah" for "Jesus" and vice-versa, and also switch "the West" and "Obama" and you're p much golden
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Dec 7, 2015 17:11
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get them either side of a glory hole, some soft music and let nature take its course
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Dec 7, 2015 17:12
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I googled oathkeepers and all I got was some kingdom hearts poo poo, hopefully you can make use of that
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Dec 7, 2015 17:15
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They're the people who got full-auto rifles and started patrolling Texas because they thought Obama was going to launch a hostile takeover of territory he already controls Also I think they sent people to Ferguson to walk around with guns and make scary faces at black people
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Dec 7, 2015 17:16
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mr.capps posted:Follow up question GBS, got two friends you just want to see gently caress? geez man i don't even have one friend let alone two
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Dec 7, 2015 17:16
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Cantaloupe posted:I googled oathkeepers and all I got was some kingdom hearts poo poo, hopefully you can make use of that https://www.oathkeepers.org/ its like a club or something
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Dec 7, 2015 17:17
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loquacius posted:Act as a man-in-the-middle go-between, send messages from each to the other substituting "Allah" for "Jesus" and vice-versa, and also switch "the West" and "Obama" and you're p much golden i thought of another "man in the middle" way you could get them to sort of have sex
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Dec 7, 2015 17:18
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hey mr. craps, whats up? welp, see ya later, mr. craps!
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Dec 7, 2015 17:20
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dad gay. so what posted:hey mr. craps, whats up? welp, see ya later, mr. craps! drat you dad gay drat you
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Dec 7, 2015 17:21
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They need a mission together, a sexy mission. Maybe set them up to stalk a darkie that they will ultimately find irresistible, and the sexual tension and personal moral fortitude just builds and builds, while they are both increasingly aroused but reaffirming their racist beliefs, and ultimately bond through those beliefs and have hot, depraved sex, while each is secretly fantasizing about the minority guy.
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Dec 7, 2015 18:21
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They need a mission together, a sexy mission. Maybe set them up to stalk a darkie that they will ultimately find irresistible, and the sexual tension and personal moral fortitude just builds and builds, while they are both increasingly aroused but reaffirming their racist beliefs, and ultimately bond through those beliefs and have hot, depraved sex, while each is secretly fantasizing about the minority guy. "Your mission, gentlemen, is to follow the Old Spice commercial guy through this locker room, sauna, and group shower room. Here are your binoculars; make sure you keep a very close eye on him." Then wink.
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Dec 7, 2015 18:24
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i got two friends two that would be great together mr capps and dad gay. so what u flirts
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Dec 7, 2015 18:25
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Why are you friends with ISIS people OP? are you a terrorist?
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Dec 7, 2015 18:40
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e: god dammit, social vegan beat me to it
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Dec 7, 2015 18:53
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I like how people scoff at the idea of Americans using their weapons to resist the government a la radical Islamist insurgencies, but then turn around and compare gun owners to radical Islamists in the next breath
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Dec 7, 2015 18:55
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oath keepers are not just gun owners my friend...
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Dec 8, 2015 17:07
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they are terrorists backed by members of our own goverment!!
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social vegan posted:i got two friends two that would be great together mr capps and dad gay. so what u flirts Shut up!!! Moridin920 posted:Why are you friends with ISIS people OP? Nah, just know a guy with them who is in my World of Darkness campaign
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