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LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

PureEvil6_13 posted:

The plan is to take her places now while she is young and can't go anywhere herself then lock her away in the bomb shelter in her teens so at least she has memories of fun times.


This

I support your parenting techniques. Take lots of pictures now, and make sure to laminate them so when her tears fall down upon them as she reminisces, they won't warp.

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
gently caress 1 of the moms op

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

PureEvil6_13 posted:

The plan is to take her places now while she is young and can't go anywhere herself then lock her away in the bomb shelter in her teens so at least she has memories of fun times.


This

youre ok in my book, op. i will be sad when you shoot yourself in the mouth.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Man that doesnt look like gymnastics thats just looks like a gigantic room of fun poo poo to do for a kid lol

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

LadyAmbien posted:

I support your parenting techniques. Take lots of pictures now, and make sure to laminate them so when her tears fall down upon them as she reminisces, they won't warp.

Thanks for the tip! Have you thought about creating a pinterest page?

A misanthrope posted:

youre ok in my book, op. i will be sad when you shoot yourself in the mouth.

I don't want to make a mess, I'm going to go with the ol' 'garden hose attached to the tailpipe and into the car window' suicide. It won't be messy but it's our only vehicle and it will be really awkward for my wife to drive around in afterwards.

PureEvil6_13 fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Dec 8, 2015

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

come on now op is not a pedo

he just has a boring sad life and should kill himself

haha yea. wholesome time with your children you had with a caring partner is totally lame.

now if you'll excuse me i have to go do drugs and be beaten by a man while he says he loves me, just like im from the mtv!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

afeelgoodpoop posted:

haha yea. wholesome time with your children you had with a caring partner is totally lame.

now if you'll excuse me i have to go do drugs and be beaten by a man while he says he loves me, just like im from the mtv!

whoa cool!!!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If you're looking for a place to mancry in public why not the wooden bench on the side of a children's playpen?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I want to stick it to my kid's gymnastics coach so loving hard.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Grem posted:

I want to stick it to my kid's gymnastics coach so loving hard.

whats his name?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

afeelgoodpoop posted:

haha yea. wholesome time with your children you had with a caring partner is totally lame.

now if you'll excuse me i have to go do drugs and be beaten by a man while he says he loves me, just like im from the mtv!

drugs are the only good thing we have you idiot

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

dad gay. so what posted:

whats his name?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Slapdash
Mar 30, 2010
That's some orgasm toes if I've ever seen it. This is a man who has found nirvana.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i took ops mom to fucknasty class and she got an A for anal

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Waiting on that bitchface pic.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

tater_salad posted:

Waiting on that bitchface pic.

Yeah I couldn't get one. She bent down in front of me again but I was looking at Battlelog seeing how many skill points I lost during my last several BF4 games because I suck at it

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Yeah I couldn't get one. She bent down in front of me again but I was looking at Battlelog seeing how many skill points I lost during my last several BF4 games because I suck at it

goon_dads.txt

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Yeah I couldn't get one. She bent down in front of me again but I was looking at Battlelog seeing how many skill points I lost during my last several BF4 games because I suck at it

Think shes bending down i nfront of oyu in an attempt to flirt so you gently caress her?

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Yeah I couldn't get one. She bent down in front of me again but I was looking at Battlelog seeing how many skill points I lost during my last several BF4 games because I suck at it

post pictures of your daughter in the meantime

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Yeah I couldn't get one. She bent down in front of me again but I was looking at Battlelog seeing how many skill points I lost during my last several BF4 games because I suck at it

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

I love how computers assume fat goony men are fat goony women.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Seen anyone faceplant yet, OP?

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


That's cheerleading get your pedo viewing sports right.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
CUCK LOL

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

whats his name?

lol

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

tater_salad posted:

That's cheerleading get your pedo viewing sports right.

I am not knowledgeable in these matters.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

tater_salad posted:

That's cheerleading get your pedo viewing sports right.

that really does look like some pedo poo poo though for real

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
Go listen to foo fighters old man

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





take pics of all the moms and see if you can get kicked out for being super creepy

get a pic of the sports bra :pervert:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

HollywoodDialysis posted:

Lol if you can't see that if you're not the stay at home mom, you're the cuckold.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
ask your daughter what it's like to have a crippled autist for a dad

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



is the title what u told the cops when u tried to leave the class with one

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Keep surreptitiously taking pics, OP, until the moms at the gym get suspicious and start whispering about you behind their hands to each other and eventually complain to the gym staff.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
You could have blown what made that kid onto her mom's rear end cheeks and lower back, OP

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012

His feet are so tiny

scarybirdman
Jan 17, 2010

Bill Barber posted:

You wanna be deep between a children's buttcheecks? wow mods???

Banned for pedo outing.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



post the bitchface op. stake out the carpark for a good angle

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

katlington posted:

post the bitchface op. stake out the carpark for a good angle

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