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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i just watched the community episode where they steal chicken fingers and form a crim e family

do you think it was like that at all?

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redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum

Egbert Souse posted:

Make Reform Great Again

Reform Reform. I hope I'm not explaining your joke.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Minorkos posted:

holy gently caress that reviewer is so obviously the doobster

When you consider that Doobie's name is Wayne Robinson, really makes you think :ninja:

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Another robin hood success story.

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

Bacon Terrorist posted:

When you consider that Doobie's name is Wayne Robinson, really makes you think :ninja:

oh I thought he was literally called John Doobie or something like that

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

zen death robot posted:

That news story about the chicken wing heist in Syracuse, NY is pretty crazy op.

I have some pretty good meat theft stories I should share some day. You'd be amazed at how some people can get away with stealing meat from grocery stores etc for YEARS undetected and reselling them for profit.

These guys probably had been stealing for a while but got greedy or retarded fast.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Sale a car and eat fresh next door

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
If you guys ever wanna hear crazy meat theft stories lemme know. Maybe I'll make the thread.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
me im planning on writing a meat crime film some day and I could use some inspiration

thank you

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
me im planning on writing a meat crime film some day and I could use some inspiration

thank you

a post so good i made it twice

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Minorkos posted:

oh I thought he was literally called John Doobie or something like that

lmao

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010


judging from the way he generally presents himself, can you really blame me

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Minorkos posted:

judging from the way he generally presents himself, can you really blame me

Plus his brothers ran that name really far for a few years

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Tramadol Junkie posted:

Was it Dindus who stole the chicken wings?

It has to be Dindus because of stereotyping.



Was posting racist poo poo supposed to be ironically funny? Busta is funny, you aren't.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

The Sphinxster posted:

Was posting racist poo poo supposed to be ironically funny? Busta is funny, you aren't.

All I know is I really want some fried chicken right now.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

The Sphinxster posted:

Was posting racist poo poo supposed to be ironically funny? Busta is funny, you aren't.

I am a realist. ;)

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Microwaves Mom posted:

All I know is I really want some fried chicken right now.

Everyone loves fried chicken.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Deputies said both men were employed as cooks when they placed numerous chicken wing orders with the restaurant's wholesaler. Officials said the Rojeks would later pick up the orders and resell them at a reduced price.

I don't understand how people think they're not going to get caught doing something so blatantly obvious and with a paper trail.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

The Sphinxster posted:

Everyone loves fried chicken.

Hell yeah.

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

I don't understand how people think they're not going to get caught doing something so blatantly obvious and with a paper trail.

You know the answer is probably "What's a paper trail?"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

The Sphinxster posted:

Everyone loves fried chicken.

sup

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Evilpiggie
Feb 22, 2009
Nothing like buying meat of the street.

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