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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
"Thanks for waiting. Dr. Nippleman will be with you in just a moment."

"Hello, class. I'm Mrs. Nippleman, and this is Advanced Chemistry."

"Hey, Chris, how's it going with the Nippleman account? Think you'll have it ready by Wednesday?"

seriously, that'd be lol

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Doesn't seem like a very realistic scenario.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what if - get this - his first name was Leake?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
That's as dumb as a person with the last name Coxspanker

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I met a lady named Angela Butthole once, but that might have just been her stage name.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"The name's Nippleman - Leake Nippleman. I'm an international man of intrigue and mystery. But if you'll excuse me, I need to change my shirt."

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

VendaGoat posted:

That's as dumb as a person with the last name Coxspanker

lolo

"Mr. Coxspanker is on line one, sir."
"Take a message and tell him to call me back."

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I have a cousin with the last name Butts

Sibilant Crisp
Jul 4, 2014

im pretty sure I know a few people with weird last names but I can't loving think of any

I know someone named after harley davidson motorcycles and she is a female

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I know a lady with the last name 'Frankenberry.'

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i knew a kid in highschool whos last name was Gay lmao

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
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Nooner posted:

i knew a kid in highschool whos last name was Gay lmao

he's gay

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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
It would be a good name for a superhero.

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