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Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

I know what you're probably thinking, "what if they're a muslim? they could be a muslim". you're right! but muslim extremists won't ask "what religion are you", since they usually won't just settle for you being a muslim, they'll want you to be a particular type of muslim, so they'll ask something specific like "how do you pray", or "what is the name of your imam".

I say this with confidence because it has actually happened.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/02/africa/kenya-university-attack/

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:25

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OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Beef Turret posted:

Distraught parent: What is happening to our society? It's so tragic that people have to die pointlessly.
Me, laughingly: Yeah, it's so tragic to die quick and painless instead of languishing in serfdom to the corporations for 50 odd years like everyone else. And just in time to witness the disintegration of the global capitalist system + holocene mass extinction event that will turn the Earth to a gayer version of Mad Max. Stupid loving normies.

sorry youre still indistinguishable from actual D&D posters. keep going

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:38

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

For real this thread is pretty . America has a problem.

guns make the world go round.

god bless america.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:50

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/orange-chapman-evacuating-armed-man-possible-alert-students-362569221.html
welp.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:56

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