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scarface, except it tells the story of jabba's drug and sex soaked rise to power only for it to end from his own hubris when dealing with luke skywalker
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Applewhite posted:Girl Yoda oh i see youve seen the new movie
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passion in the desert, except its about obi wan's first years wandering the deserts of tatooine, stealing water from sand people, and forms a strange and erotic relationship with a krayt dragon, whose behavior he starts to mimic
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deliverance, except a group of friends from coruscant decide to go on a camping trip to dagobah only to have a terrifying run in with the locals
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Dec 16, 2015 14:33
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Jedi Scientist: "It turns out midichlorians are not, nor have they ever been, a real thing."
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Dec 16, 2015 14:54
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The Empire puts a bunch of prototype x-wings into the hands of backwater rebels to over throw the local government, but down the road this plan turns on them as the rebels have an ideology that cannot be stopped with guns. Now the rebels are terrorizing space and plan to make a move on the Empire.
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Applewhite posted:Jedi Scientist: "It turns out midichlorians are not, nor have they ever been, a real thing." *looks straight into the camera and repeats it with a stern expression
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Boba Fett crawls out of the sarlacc pit and starts the next chapter in his bounty hunting career. This chapter ends shortly thereafter, when the dry-rotted wires inside his hyperspace computer short out and send the Slave One careening into a star. He is incinerated along with all of his genetic data, his armor, and his ship, ensuring that soon everything about him will be forgotten.
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The Battle of Jakk-u-off A couple of teens from Corellia head to Jakku for a sex romp with local prostitutes only to get stuck on the planet without enough money to return home and end up working in gay Hutt porn to make enough money to get home.
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Simstim posted:deliverance, except a group of friends from coruscant decide to go on a camping trip to dagobah only to have a terrifying run in with the local http://i.imgur.com/rd5jhzV.gifv
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