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why dont we d-d-do it in the road
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Dec 16, 2015 15:58
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Congratulations on your wedding, op
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Dec 16, 2015 15:58
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I once drove by a wedding ceremony and yelled "gently caress YOU" as loud as I could and the whole audience turned in unison 
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Dec 16, 2015 16:00
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:I once drove by a wedding ceremony and yelled "gently caress YOU" as loud as I could and the whole audience turned in unison are you a sociopath?
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Dec 16, 2015 16:01
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dad gay. so what posted:are you a sociopath? No, a teenager 
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Dec 16, 2015 16:01
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People who feel the need to give 'the finger' in photos should be punched in the face. Except for Johnny Cash.
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Dec 16, 2015 16:02
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:No, a teenager that's a yes then
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Dec 16, 2015 16:03
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What kind of loving freak doesn't wear a tuxedo to his own wedding?
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Dec 16, 2015 16:04
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gagelion2 posted:thoughts? yeah. What is his name, OP?
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Dec 16, 2015 16:22
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I hope a car marries them to the pavement.
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Dec 16, 2015 16:24
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oh but when BLM does it its cool
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Dec 16, 2015 16:27
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Thanks for posting a headline and photograph from the onion, OP. I'm definitely cucking you now
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Dec 16, 2015 16:27
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gagelion2 posted:
Would both
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Dec 16, 2015 16:32
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Applewhite posted:What kind of loving freak doesn't wear a tuxedo to his own wedding? or shave, the parents have got to love that
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Dec 16, 2015 16:42
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Applewhite posted:What kind of loving freak doesn't wear a tuxedo to his own wedding? Steampunk enthusiasts Juggalos Assorted Goonie Fuckery
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Dec 16, 2015 16:44
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gagelion2 posted:
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Dec 16, 2015 16:44
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his suit coat which is an untailored off-the-rack piece of trash that he didnt have the sense of style or confidence to match with a vest or tie of any contrast whatsoever look at how it pulls and bunches up just from him lifting his arm -thats a suit coat you dont even bother to try on let alone get married in he was no doubt blown away by how "good" it looks by it being the first thing hes worn in years to really mask his lack of shoulders though it obviously doesnt hide his lack of biceps when it pulls tight like that no cuff links so he obviously doesnt own any i can barely see any of the watch but the side looks dark and im gonna take a shot in the dark that its a $30 of the Timex Explorer series his telltale cheeks bulge out past his jawline giving away his pudgy body and his 5 o'clock shadow is the only thing that can save his face from being completely uninteresting and devoid of masculinity she has gone with a dress that is both revealing yet reveals nothing about her probably unflattering tits there is not a square millimeter of her face that isnt painted but her earrings look cheap and she is apparently wearing inch-long press-on fingernails from Hooker Depot in magenta or hot pink but it is all a ruse as yet another disguise and false identity of my nemesis, mr james moriarty, and i, sperglock holmes, will not rest until he is defeated
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Dec 16, 2015 17:35
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gary oldmans diary posted:his suit coat which is an untailored off-the-rack piece of trash that he didnt have the sense of style or confidence to match with a vest or tie of any contrast whatsoever It's a stock photo.
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Dec 16, 2015 17:37
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circ dick soleil posted:It's a stock photo.
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Dec 16, 2015 17:38
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PM me when its douchebags loving in the middle of the road
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Dec 16, 2015 17:39
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ghostter posted:Would both
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Dec 16, 2015 17:39
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Hell yeah it's a stock photo. It's a lock stock and two smoking barrels photo after I unload two magnum revolvers into their faces JFC what is the world coming to next people somebody could have died in an ambulance while they were haivng their little wedding let me tell you what's wrong with religion ALL religion and I don't just mean islam.
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Dec 16, 2015 17:39
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I would just take my foot off the brake and have the car slowly go forward. Yeah I mean they could stand there but I'm betting that anyone in the way would rather get the gently caress outta the way rather than get crushed by a car. Either way I'd just try to brake tap and nudge them a bunch.
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Dec 16, 2015 17:40
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I consummated my marriage in the middle of the road.
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Dec 16, 2015 17:40
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circ dick soleil posted:let me tell you what's wrong with religion ALL religion and I don't just mean islam. oh boy
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Dec 16, 2015 17:46
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Gagelion your threads are all SO drat BAD what's your secret?!
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Dec 16, 2015 17:54
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Father wears his Sunday best Mother's tired she needs a rest
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Dec 16, 2015 17:58
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Sperg or not, that's some serious fashion crime going on I'm pretty sure if you wear a 2 piece suit to your wedding you've failed in life
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Dec 16, 2015 17:59
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gagelion2 posted:
there's a mouth just made for sucking dicks and she's kinda cute too
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Dec 16, 2015 18:03
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Hope your marriage, prior to adulthood, goes well.
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Dec 16, 2015 18:09
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Fiend posted:Steampunk enthusiasts My ex's friends invited her and I to their steampunk themed wedding so I went as Johnny Five Aces. I've still got the costume hanging up in my closet if I ever need to show up at an impromptu costume party as an internet in joke no reasonable person would ever get
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Dec 16, 2015 18:14
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Applewhite posted:What kind of loving freak doesn't wear a tuxedo to his own wedding? My brother-in-law.
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Dec 16, 2015 18:15
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Sperglord Firecock posted:oh boy Oh hey. How's the Datsun doing?
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Dec 16, 2015 18:22
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Applewhite posted:What kind of loving freak doesn't wear a tuxedo to his own wedding? morning dress assuming you are actually a classy guy and not a plebe
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jiharlequinade posted:there's a mouth just made for sucking dicks and she's kinda cute too lol
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