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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
u will be glad to know that the fat porkins character cameo survived to live another lifetime blowing up giant moons that shoot out lasers at planets

it was a great victory for us all to watch that corpulent bastard barely get into his suit, struggling as it tears at the seams to pilot a coffin like ship without the ability to move his neck because the fat is blocking and at the same time constricting his motions



also its important to remember that the new enemy is really pushing the fact that they are fascists and you should stop cheering for them please

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


He was in Heroes as Sad Telepathy Cop and the protagonist in Condemned: Hobo Murder Simulator.
He has a good voice.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Itt self hating nerds hating other needs

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
STAY ON TARGET!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
They also introduced lady pilot because the new movies are all about diversity. No black pilots though. No lando :colbert:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Inzombiac posted:

He was in Heroes as Sad Telepathy Cop and the protagonist in Condemned: Hobo Murder Simulator.
He has a good voice.

never speaks

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E96CfPLkPU
at 58s

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

thathonkey posted:

They also introduced lady pilot because the new movies are all about diversity. No black pilots though. No lando :colbert:

even the empire is getting in on the diversity thing and it's confusing me. how are they supposed to be fascists if they aren't just white cismales

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
they have a Goebbels like dude and a dude calling himself the supreme leader

and the hitler salute

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
and colored women working the tech support what's your point

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Alan Smithee posted:

even the empire is getting in on the diversity thing and it's confusing me. how are they supposed to be fascists if they aren't just white cismales

that's why phasma got so pissed when she saw finn had taken off his helmet. nobody is supposed to know theyve begun outsourcing to inferior races to do their dirty work in order to pay for their new world killing machine.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



He was an utterly poo poo pilot in Lost though

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
everybody ok with the british harry potter like douche lord minivader?

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

I hate this guy so much in every JJ Abrams thing.
He's so bland and just gets fatter in each successive project.
In Alias they paired him with the lead character's hot sister and she was so obviously out of his league it wasn't funny.

Bananaquiter
Aug 20, 2008

Ron's not here.


Inzombiac posted:

He was in Heroes as Sad Telepathy Cop and the protagonist in Condemned: Hobo Murder Simulator.
He has a good voice.

Thank you I spent the entire final battle scene trying to figure out who he was. Did I miss anything important?

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

return of the jedi had a Droopy McCool

who is the Droopy McCool of this movie?

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
the bad guys were all too young, stupidly young

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Mein Eyes! posted:

the bad guys were all too young, stupidly young

that's generally a thing in moving pictures nowadays

everyone gotta be young and hot now that old people live longer and nobody has kids irl, no place for some grizzled graybearded bitter veteran even in roles where that would make sense

except for luke and han obviously but they were already famous before tfa

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
olds have been genocided in the geriatric wars

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suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Top City Homo posted:

olds have been genocided in the geriatric wars

a war started by the rogue general arden geriatus, a native of the planet senescent

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