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Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
A shattered and broken empty jar of dijon mustard.

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


glass shards with traces of Dijon mustard inserted into my pisshole

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tramadol Junkie posted:

it keeps falling off :(

If your dick keeps falling off, I'd seek medical help.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Say Nothing posted:

If your dick keeps falling off, I'd seek medical help.

Its useful, I can actually gently caress myself.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Tramadol Junkie posted:

Its useful, I can actually gently caress myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
my dad got this like spinning reusable target thing that like you can shoot with any caliber rifle and it wont break the target thing for my cousin, kinda like this thing only with a much smaller target

and after like 5 hits the next one hit it right at where the target connects to the tiny metal wire and broke it lmao what a lovely present didnt even last through 1 clip

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xorex
Jul 23, 2002
whatever
Jar of expired apple jelly from grandpa.

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